Leafy's Adventure

•Mysterious box•

Several days and nights of interruption later
God: She hates orange because…
Ruby: BECAUSE???
God:
Ruby:
God: If you don't stop interrupting me I'm going to come down from the sky and kill you.
Leafy: Yeah Ruby, you've been interrupting them for 8 days straight now.
Ruby: Sorry…
God: She hates orange because she's a lemon leaf and oranges are another kind of popular citrus fruit.
Leafy: Yeah!
Ruby: I kinda thought the reasoning would be something else but okay!
Leafy: Now that we've wasted over a week of our time let's go!!

Ruby: OH NOO
Leafy: What?
Ruby: I LEFT IT UNGUARDED!!
Leafy: Left what unguarded?
Ruby: THE FREESMART SUPER VAN. I LEFT IT BACK AT GOIKY. NOO!!!
Leafy: Uhh. We can go back and get it, right?
Ruby: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOMEONE STOLE IT
Leafy: Wouldn't they need the keys to drive it though?
Ruby: THE KEYS ARE IN THE SAME BOX AS THE VAN
Leafy: I don't know how you fit an entire van in a box but oKAY LET'S GO BACK AAAA

Meanwhile back at Goiky
Coiny: Maybe Firey would like me if I got him a gift. What would he want though??
He saw a weird looking box
Coiny: Ooh, what's in this?

Coiny no
Also I realized I accidentally turned this into a half Leafy story half Fireoiny story so I'm trying to find a way to make the Fireoiny actually matter in this
As you can tell I didn't plan anything out because like. This is a jokefic. Who would actually plan out a jokefic??