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𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

self-insert x canon.
word count; 992
okay this was kinda cute i guess- this is also a modern kind of AU thing, where there's no zombies!

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"well well, we have an entire night to ourselves. parents are out for another hour and ya brothers' gone for the week."

i turned to see simon smirking from the other side of the room, re-adjusting the tv. i rolled my eyes.

"whatever thoughts you have in your head, better stop." i snorted.

"damn..." he sighed. "so what, then?"

i thought for a good moment before grabbing my phone. he cocked an eyebrow and sat on the bed next to me, watching.

"what cha doin'?"

"i was thinking we could have like a... movie night! with snacks."

he rubbed his stache and smiled.

"alright, i like that idea."

i handed the phone over to simon and he walked out of the room to order. meanwhile, quick as hell, i was making the best pillow fort you'd ever seen. it was literally a little comfortable room, covered with blankets and i'd slid pillows to help the walls stand better. i waited for simon to come back and do the other thing i was planning. it took him a few minutes. the door creaked open with a 'holy shit' following.

"i need your help." i popped my head from around the corner of the fort.

"ah, i see what ya doin'."

we hung some dim lights up and turned them on, also taking a good five minutes to put the tv at the back to rest on the wall. he put more pillows down underneath for the floor to make it more comfortable.

"before pizza gets here and we take like an hour to pick a film, what you in the mood for?" i asked, turning on the tv.

"hmmm... how about something scary?"

i knew what he was trying to do through that large ass grin of his.

"the shining sound good to you?" i asked, flicking through netflix.

"hell yeah!"

simon waited at the front door while i grabbed plates and glasses. not even ten minutes later, there was a knock and simon practically threw the door open. he didn't say anything apart from smiling and handing over money. snatching the boxes and large bottles, he closed the door with his foot.

"she seemed cheery." he joked.

"well it is..." i looked at my phone. "almost ten pm."

we headed to the room again. i put down the glasses and plates inside the fort before helping simon with the number of boxes he'd ordered.

"think we got everything?"

"sure of it. wait, hang on. i needa piss."

"charming." i laughed.

i slipped into something more comfortable; precisely one of simons shirts and a pair of boxers. the shirt pretty much was like a dress compared to me. i then wiggled my way into the levels of pillows and blankets, lying on my back with a pillow resting me upwards. simon came back and didn't bother closing the door.

"already tucked in? coulda waited." he chuckled as he saw me nibbling on a chicken wing.

"i'm hungwy." i sniffed.

he chucked his belts off and put on another shirt, then crawled underneath. motioning for the control, i handed him it. while he was distracted searching for the film, i shyly budged up toward him but got greeted with a huge ass arm around me, tugging me closer. my entire face was pink and coughed slightly to hide a yelp.

"you alright?" he asked, looking down for a split second.

"y-yeah, fine." i replied, returning to nibble at my food.

simon gave a kiss on the cheek before turning on the movie and putting the remote down. i stayed in the same position the entire time, reaching over every now and then to grab some food. simon usually let out a laugh at the film but stopped whenever i seemed to move.

- timeskip cus i dunno what else to write about here -

"i'm gonna beat simon's ass if i think i know what they're doin'." negan growled, opening to the door with a force.

"shh, it's late, dear!" sky whispered to her husband, taking his hand softly. he calmed down a little.

when sky leaped into the door, negan shut it and locked it behind her. sky kicked off her shoes and hung up her, well... rather negan's, jacket. negan didn't bother and headed straight to my bedroom. he heard noises from the tv and raised a brow, listening in.

"are they dead? i can't hear moment."

"they're probably asleep, love." sky giggled lowly and turned off the lights downstairs.

opening the door slowly and gently, negan's eyes softened. he was greeted with the sight of simon asleep, laying between my legs with a tight grip with his arms that were around my stomach. i raised my head at negan through the door and he smiled slightly.

"i really need to pee but i don't dare move." i whispered to him.

negan let out a low chuckle.

"c'mon, he'll still be asleep when you get back." he motioned me over.

i did try to stand but the grip got tighter followed by a small snore. i sniffed and laid back.

"i'll manage to hold it."

negan nodded and grinned, stepping out the way when sky came over. she pecked my cheek and pet my head for a minute.

"g'night, son. i love you." she gave me another tiny kiss and warmly smiled.

"night ma, sweet dreams." i gave her a kiss back and settled back down, gently pulling simon up to get more comfortable.

with that, the two left and i heard quiet giggling outside the closed door. i turned the tv off but kept the lights on, making them even dimmer before leaning forward and giving the top of simon's head a small kiss. i then closed my eyes and yawned. it was almost 2am...