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i'm new to this fandom ok, so i'm sorry if i mess up writing as them 💔💔.❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。
me, wade and trevor were walking down the street heading to floyd's. trevor wasn't too happy about the visit at first but i managed to bribe him and now here we are. trevor was angrily stomping his way over as wade skipped along behind. i was just strolling like any other normal person.
"tell me why we're doing this shit again." trevor grumbled.
"because, wade wanted to see his cousin," i huffed back quietly. "hey, remember that time you took us to the strip club when we first met?"
"yeah?" he raised an eyebrow.
"think of it like that. i was uncomfortable, so now it's your turn." i smiled and he rolled his eyes.
we reached floyd's doorstep and before you know it, the door was already down. trevor had kicked it open like the gentleman he is and was already storming to the sofa. i smiled to wade who leaped through the front door after thanking me.
"oh my goodness! h-hello guys!" floyd jumped, dropping his clipboard onto the floor.
"shut it, sugartits. you know the drill." trevor sat legs spread on the sofa, arms round the back.
floyd nodded and opened the fridge door. he gulped and shivered, knowing what was coming. wade was mentally preparing himself too as i stood leaning against the doorframe in confusion.
"... i-i-i don't have any booze..." floyd muttered.
trevor stood with such force and growled.
"well go out and fuckin' get me some! now!"
floyd scrambled to his feet, grabbing his keys. he stopped before going outside to turn around.
"what kind would you like?" he stuttered, panicking.
"oh for fu- i'm coming with you," the other man growled again, inching towards wade. "if i see any funny business i'm going to rip you limb from limb."
he then gave his cheek a hard slap (to trevor it would've been a 'playful slap') before leaving with a laugh, almost pushing floyd down the metal stairs outside. i closed the door with a sigh and turned to wade who was visibly trying not to cry. i grabbed his hand gently and led him to the sofa, setting him down softly.
"i'll get you a drink, anything in particular?" i asked, heading to the kitchen and opening the fridge.
"uhm... i'm not thirsty.." he sniffed.
i made a sad look but then stared at the freezer. ah-ha! there it is. solution to every problem. ice cream. grabbing the box and a spoon, i shut the freezer door with my foot and headed back over. wade noticed the little box and his eyes brightened.
"here, i'm sure floyd wouldn't mind." i smiled and handed him the tub.
he didn't take a minute before throwing the lid off and beginning to dig in. a few minutes of comfortable silence went past with wade munching on ice cream. a thought then popped into my head.
"hang on, wade," i chirped up and he turned with a mouth full. "how come you didn't go? you usually love shopping, especially with floyd." i tilted my head.
"o-oh," his cheeks tinted a little and he shoved another spoonful in. "well i... i wanted to stay behind and keep you company is all!"
god wade's such a cutie. my heart-
i cleared my throat quietly and placed a soft kiss on his cheek where trevor had slapped him, which had caused a little red mark. wade perked up and dropped the spoon into the tub. i panicked a little until he put the tub aside and grabbed me into a bear hug. my poor ribs...
"wade!" i gasped for air and pat his back.
"sorry marcus!" wade whimpered, softening his grip but making it more warm.
"no no, it's okay sweetie." i exhaled slowly and smiled, rubbing his back and leaning in.
i let some time pass for him to get comfortable and his head was now rested on my shoulder with him quietly sniffing. i continued to rub his back and use the other hand to stroke his hair comfortingly. i swear he was going to fall asleep.
"wade, if trevor ever hurts you again, tell me and i'll kick his ass."
wade let out a tiny laugh but nodded. i pulled his shoulders back and stared directly into his eyes.
"i mean it. i know he can be a dick but hurting your best friend is the worst."
wade's eyes scanned mine with fear.
"but... what if he hurts you?..."
"i'll be a-okay, trust me?"
he took a second and nodded.
"with my life."
"good good."
i planted more kisses around his face and he giggled at each one. my heart melted right there and then. wade had then took both sides of my face and planted a very soft kiss on my lips. i jumped a little and rubbed the back of my head, blushing immensely. he giggled again and hugged me tight.
"t-thank you, wade." i mumbled with a slight stutter, resting a hand on the back of his head.
"you're welcome!" he chirped back, smiling wide.
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"$20, they're fuckin'."
"n-no!"
"c'mon pussy." trevor grinned.
"... fine.." floyd whimpered.
the door burst open and trevor immediately yelled-
"HEY FUCKERS."
surprisingly wade didn't wake. i heard footsteps and then trevor leaned over and scanned. he groaned loudly.
"no dick! god dammit!"
he threw money at floyd who looked sort of happy. i was leaning back on the sofa while wade was laying on top of me with his head on my chest, snoring. floyd smiled warmly and put a blanket over us while trevor just sneered.
well shit. guess who's dying tonight.
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