Kung Lao's Diss Tracks™

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JohnnyCage has named the Groupchat "Best GC on Earth"

JohnnyCage has added CassieCage, SonyaBlade, KuaiLiang, HanzoHasashi, KitanaKahn, LiuKang, KungLao, Kabal, Kano, ErronBlack, JacquiBriggs, JaxBriggs, SonyaBlade, Baraka, Jade, KotalKahn, Sindel, ShaoKahn, ShangTsung, Fujin, Nightwolf, Sheeva, Raiden, Rain, Smoke, and Stryker.

JohnnyCage: Welcome to the best gc on the planet 😎

LiuKang: ....and by that you mean the worst, correct?

JohnnyCage: Nope I mean the best

CassieCage: oh god why

JohnnyCage: what? It'll be fun

Fujin: Johnny, I believe we have different meanings to the word 'fun.'

KuaiLiang: what?

CassieCage: honestly idek what this is

Raiden: What does "idek" mean?

CassieCage: It means I don't even know

Raiden: Thank you. I will write that down in my slang terms book.

CassieCage: yep no problem

ErronBlack: what in the fresh hell is this

Kabal: I wanted you to say what in tarnation sooo bad

ErronBlack: piss off Speed Weed

Kabal: Hey don't call me that 😠

ErronBlack: oh you're so scary with your angry emoji

Kabal: yes I am

CassieCage: you seriously can't detect sarcasm, Kabal?

Kabal: ........I'd rather not say

SonyaBlade: really, Johnny? You had to invite the Black Dragon?

Kano: what are u talking about it's not a party without us

Kabal: ^

SonyaBlade: learn how to type properly please

Kano: no

Kano: *gangster music starts playing*

CassieCage: What song?

Kabal: probably x gon give it to ya or some shit

ErronBlack: no play Johnny Cash

Kabal: that's not gangster music you idiot

JohnnyCage: hey stop ruining my lovely gc with your music nonsense

KungLao: I have some diss tracks on SoundCloud

JohnnyCage: fr?

KungLao: yes lemme send

KungLao has sent 2 audio clips

JohnnyCage: HEY THAT FIRST ONES ABOUT ME

JohnnyCage: HOW DARE YOU MY GLASSES ARENT STUPID THEYRE COOL

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