"Stephanie dear you remember the Greene family right?" my mother asks making the dressing for the salad.
"Yeah I remember them" I say "They have an imp named Ryder same guy who called me Merida, same guy that dyed my hair green, same guy that everytime I saw him a wrinkle makes its way to my face but thankfully it doesn't stay long" I sat down " Yeah I remember them"
My mother just looks at me and shakes her head.
"Well they're moving back to Springfield"
Yeah we live near the Simpsons don't you dare judge our town
Wait what did my mom just say
Oh yeah
"WHAT???!!!" I heard my so called twin brother shouting as I shout.
"Flynn never told me" he says excitedly "Finally someone to shoot some hoops with"
Of course his parents had to name him Flynn Ryder
"What about dad, Jayden and Sydney?" I ask.
"Jayden and Sydney can't be classified as people" he says.
"Hey I gave birth to them"
"And" he continues "Dad is kind of old"
"I'm not old" dad shouts from his study " I may have a few grey hairs but is not because I'm old, it's just because I don't want your mother to feel like she's growing old without me"
"You little puta!!" my mother shouts as she throws her chancla into his study.
"Mooooommmm, Jackie melted my Barbie doll's head" Liv shouts from her room "Again"
"Well it's not my fault that it was right next to my Bunsen burner" Jackie defended herself "What was it doing there anyway"
"I WAS TRYING TO ROAST MARSHMALLOWS ON YOUR LITTLE FIREPLACE"
"OLIVIA MY BUNSEN BURNER IS NOT A FIRE PIT"
"IM FIVE I DON'T KNOW WHAT A BEAST BURNER IS"
"Stephen go call your brothers in for dinner, Jacqueline tell your sister sorry, Olivia stay away from your sister's room, Stephanie you're going to ruin your appetite with those Oreos and I WANT EVERYONE DOWN HERE FOR DINNER 8:30 SHARP"
Meet my crazy family everyone.
Christian Jackson Walters: My American beloved father, idiotic husband and former basketball player. He saw my mother and they hit off. My mother threw her slippers and tackled him from her balcony for taking her Oreos.
Still don't know what y'all see in that.
Next...
Isabella Garcia Walters: My bat crazy Latino mom. She looks like a sane person
Well most of the time but get her angry and she turns to a wild cat. Like there was this time that I didn't use a coaster, a COASTER people and she starts yelling. There was this other time she caught the quarterback and I making out in my room. She literally drags Dylan and I out of the room, starts telling about the bird and bees.
There wasn't a male specie except the ones I'm related to seen in that house again.
Stephen Christian Alexander Garcia Walters: My 'I'm not sure of' twin brother.
Biggest douche I've even seen. Scratch that
Second biggest douche I've ever seen. Flynny boy is the biggest. Dear Stephen dyed his hair blonde because he didn't want to look weird like me.
Bitch please you still got roots.
He thinks he's older just because he got out of my mother's vagi.......
A : Stephanie children might be reading! Fine then.....
He thinks he's older because he came out first. Happy?
Stephen: But I'm not gay why will I come out?
Stephanie: Just shut up and get back to your position idiot.
Author: Thank you and from now on tone down on the swearing
Stephanie:😑😑😑😑
Author: Well.... go on
Next....
Jaquelin Winter Garcia Walters: The smart and almost reasonably sane person in our family. She's the biggest room in the house because...... wait what?!!!
Why does she have the biggest room
Author: If you had finished saying it you'd have known she's claustrophobic and has OCD
Stephanie: She does?
Author: You're suppose to know she's your sister. This will be the last time I will ever say anything.
Stephanie:😑😑😑
Well Jaqueline is 15 with brown hair and blue eyes, 2 years younger than me.
Jackson William Garcia Walters : Jacqueline's twin brother I know right my mother had two set of twins. The sport person excluding Jackson in our family though he can be funny sometimes. He's my favorite April 1st. Rather be an ally than an enemy that day.
Sydney Tyler Garcia Walters: He's the reason why we don't do spring cleaning that much because we'll have do it again and again and again......
Well you get it
He's 9 with brown hair with blue eyes.
And now.......
Olivia Kimberly Garcia Walters: Don't let her innocent face and cute smile deceive you. We've run out of babysitters to call.
She's manipulative and 7 with red hair and brown eyes just like me.
Hehe I can make her my minion teaching her the ways of hating douches and being sarcastic.
Meh
Too much work.
Going back to the present...
"Well mom when are the Greene family coming over"
"On Sunday for a family dinner"
Oh shit
First chapter guys😜
Hope y'all like it
This is prolly the longest chapter I'm going to write
Note: I wrote this when I was 14
I know, I know, I'll make sure I tell Stephanie stop swearing so much
Unless you want her to continue.......
Oh well
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