Kaede's Appetising Attempt

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"This there a reason why I was dragged out of re-watching the entirety of Inuyasha from the comforts of my sofa to now be standing in front of a giant metallic.. structure?" Rio groaned, scratching the back of her head as she gazed up at the enormous thing before her.

"Shut it Blondie, let me explain!" Kaede declared, standing on a tiny podium in front of the structure to demonstrate her authority in the matter.

And someone tell me why the hell Miss. No Tits is in charge here.

"First, I'd like to thank you all for coming to the campus today, even though we are still on summer break," the green haired girl began, earning herself a mediocre nod from the weary eyed students gathered beneath her.

Maybe the idea of getting a group of teenagers together at the crack of dawn wasn't the best of options..

"A-Ahem-m.." she coughed, dismissing her doubts before proceeding on with the speech.

"Our Nation is in a current state of emergency regarding poultry farmers misconduct in the way they throw out their eggs!"

"I heard about that on the news the other day," Isogai popped up, his background of being in a rough family backing up his concerned tone.

"The National overproduction of eggs being discarded in large batches when they can feed up to thousands of families, it's a complete and utter waste."

"Exactly," Kaede exclaimed, nodding firmly in agreement before shuffling the section of papers in her hands.

"So, I've come up with a plan to salvage those rejected goods and assassinate Koro-sensei in a way that he won't ever see coming!"

Upon the mention of killing their teacher, the students were immediately interested, knowing that they'll take any chance they can to not miss an opportunity to catch the octopus off guard.

With the second term approaching fast, the deadline for promised world destruction crept closer and closer and with that, the class could only think up more creative and inventive ways of assassinating their target in hopes that one will be successful.

"So, what you gonna do, throw eggs at him until he submits to us?" Terasaka sneered sarcastically, leaning comfortably against a nearby tree trunk.

"On the contrary, I gave it a tad more thought than that," Kaede grinned playfully, gesturing to the machine behind her.

"This here is a gigantic mould, kindly donated by the government once they saw the immense potential in my assassination plan."

"Kindly donated may be a bit strong.." Karasuma muttered to himself, recalling his earlier meeting with the less than impressed officials in control of the delicate worldwide matter.

"Wait, a mould.. and those eggs.. don't tell me.." Okuda marvelled, the pieces of the puzzle gradually fitting into place.

"That's right!" Kaede smiled, thrilled to see someone catching on to her idea.

"Class 3-E is going to make one ginormous pudding!"

The class of junior high students were now pumped with a new found excitement, casting off their earlier dreariness with thoughts for their upcoming project.

"It's actually a decent plan," Nagisa complimented, venturing into his flip book full of notes on the target.

"Koro-sensei does have a serious sweet tooth, it may end up being his downfall."

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