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LEVEL 5, WELCOME TO MCDONALD'S
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In this level, we will watch how the team control a Karen while at work. This story will include Oliver as the manager.
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уσυ тнιηк уσυ ¢αη ¢нαηgє тнє ѕтσяу ℓιηє? нα. ∂яєαм ση вιт¢н-
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ᎬᏁᏠᎾᎽ, ᎻᎾᏢᎬ ᎽᎾᏬ ᎠᎾᏁ'Ꮏ ᎶᎬᎿ ᎻᏬᏁᎶᏒᎽ!
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A normal day. A normal work day for the five. Until a huge humongous evil crippling looking shit came in the front door.
"Damn.. Our poor front door," Alice muttered behind the surveillance camera.
She was chewing on popcorn as her feet were propped on top of the desk.
Leuvis came into the scene, wearing an oversized T-Shirt with Bayon imprinted on it.
"Looks like someone is a simp..." Alice muffled as she chewed on her popcorn.
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Amelia(Employee): Hello, Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you, Sir?
Leuvis(Customer aka kArEn): Do you guys have anything Alice related?
Amelia: No, but we do have roasted rats and happy meal.
Leuvis: I will sue this company.
Amelia: You know you can't.
Leuvis: Well, then I will have the happy meal with all the cattle as the toys. Then, the Alice merch.
Amelia: Sorry, we don't have cattle anymore. They ran away. Would you like the collection of Alice's previous gutted curled hair?
Amelia: *takes out a bag full of pink hair*
Leuvis: I'd like to buy all that's available with Alice on it.
Amelia: Alright, the happy meal and the McAlice. That'll be your life savings plus your soul.
Leuvis: I have multiple cores. *making multiple horrible fighting poses.* Try me bitch.
Amelia: Sir, calm dow-
Leuvis: I'LL USE MY SISTER-
Amelia: GUYS WE HAVE CODE KAREN! KAREN ON THE REGISTER! CALL THE FUCKING POLICE OR SOMESHIT!
Leuvis: WHY IS A SINGLE CATTLE CHILDREN THAT EXPENSIVE?????
Amelia: Pay it or leave, bitch.
Leuvis: NO! WHAT IS THIS SERVICE?????
Amelia: u- U- uH- Uh- UH- Did I motherfucking stutter, bitch?
Leuvis: TELL ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT WHY ALICE IS SO EXPENSIVE???
Amelia: Why the hell are you asking me these questions? Look, I'm desperate to have your soul so that we can sell it to the underground Devil. So just pay the fuck up, or I'll have to call the fucking manager.
Leuvis: Shouldn't anyone know why that little shit costs that much?
Amelia: bitch, I'm not repeating myself.
Leuvis: LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Amelia: I- he wouldn't like this.
Leuvis: Who is HE??
Amelia: GOD YOU ARE A KAREN! OLIVER, CODE KAREN!!!!
Leuvis: *slams his claws on the counter, accidentally leaving three huge scratches.*
Amelia: I'm gonna put that on your husbands tab.
Alice: *behind the surveillance cameras, still eating popcorn* ohhh shiitttt-
Oliver: *casually walks in* Karen? Oh, it's transgender Karen. Hey, how may I help you?
Leuvis: *takes out a picture of Alice* TELL ME WHY THIS LITTLE SHIT COSTS SO FUCKING MUCH!
Oliver: ahh... Another one.. Your husband asked the same question too. Okay, hold.
Leuvis: my.. husband?
Amelia: Yeah. He said his name is Baron Archeduke?
*Oliver goes to the stairs which leads to the basement where Alice is*
Oliver: OH HONEY!!!! THERE'S SOME FUCKING DEMON AT THE DOOR!!!! WHAT SHOULD I SAY????
Alice: tell him to fuck off!
Oliver: OKAY BABE!! LOVE YOU!!
*A wild Oliver has appeared beside Amelia-
Oliver: yeah uh, fuck off. We don't want another Karen at our store.
Amelia: You heard us, get the fuck out of here Kare-
*A wild Alice has appeared! She pushed Amelia and took her hat- wait that's stealing--
Alice: Hello, Ma'am Leuvis! How may I help you?
Amelia: why u pushin me- wait. This is my job. I NEED A RAISE! GO! SHOO SHOO!
Alice: I'LL GIVE YOU OLIVER'S CREDIT CARD!!!!
Amelia: aight—
Alice: Scratch that, MIKE RATRI'S CREDIT CARD!
Amelia: I'm taking both.
Alice: Oliver! How many credit cards do you have?!
Oliver: Uh... 3 or 4. Why?
Amelia: cuz it's mine now.
Alice: Give me the one that doesn't have a limit.
Amelia: hand it over, I'm retiring.
(A/n: yesh. Amelia is robbing Oliver)
Alice: Oh no you don't! Just kill this Karen's ass!!
Amelia: *holding onto a katana* Which do I don't?
Alice: Don't leave, dumbass. We need this job.
Amelia: Do I still get to threatened him or should I just kill him and steal the money?
Alice: no
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