Tony Black's Tale

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It all started when he bought a pack

And then he refused to give it back

"The taste is far too delightful!" shouted Tony Black

But after a few packets of the food, Black began to crack

It was only four days since it began

Four days since Tony bought it in a can

He didn't care where it came from, that silly old man

Wherever it was located, he ran

His house was filled with the stuff

Packs and cans and cartons, what a scruff!

He couldn't give a fluff

He just couldn't get enough

Everybody said to young Black that he was insane

But dear old Tony laughed and laughed and told them he was right as rain

The people shook their heads and cried, "Oh, what a pain!"

The tasty snack had painted an incurable stain

Then one faithful New Year's Day

Tony Black started to say

"You know, what I've had enough of this stuff, change I may!"

And so he cleaned his house throughly and tidied up the hay

But the pressure cracked and in the end he simply had to stay

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 02, 2015 ⏰

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