So like. Hi. My name is Katherine and I'm a nerd. I might as well be Ugly Betty. Haha. I am five foot four with yucky poop eyes and yucky messy poopy hair. And I have like the ugliest braces in my mouth and I have major acne problems. But that's me the nerd of our wonderful mean and obnoxious high school that completely demeans nerds and other students of lower social standing because that always happens at high schools and like it's standard procedure and everyone knows that even though the nerd is bullied and and whatnot the bad boy if he whole school that just so happens to sell drugs and do drugs and is a major man sl-whoops-Hehe-I mean man womanizer, totally falls for the ugly nerd like me who dresses so conservative hat I look like a grandma whilst, look I said WHILST, I am attending the awfulness, I mean awesomeness that is school because you now, I am a nerd.
But liek, that's not it. So leik I is totally minding mine business alone and then this hot mouthwatering man steps in front of me and I was all lik "thou is gorgeous."
And he just smirked and said "bae I is not. I is just normal lookin but I'm secretly a vampire and werewolf and bad boy and liek it's all about that twilight life twilight life, no good taste. but yah I got laid agen and bruh I want to do u so bad and yah I m talkin like this n u luv it bae bn. But marry me and let's go 2 the Lincoln memorial ns invite the pres to our wedding and he can totally bless us and we can make babiessss!"
THE END.
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