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My Girlfriend's a Cat?!

It was another normal day for the citizens of Paris.

Of course, their normal includes a supervillain with a horrible name, weird powers and a ridiculous (utterly ridiculous) costume.

"Cats Galore"? Alix said as she followed Alya down the street. "That's the stupidest name I've ever heard...next to Mr. Rat".

"I still don't know if that's a real supervillain or not" Alya said.

"It will be" Alix said casually.

"Whatever, look there she is"! Alya took out her phone and started recording. "Hey Bugheads, Alya here, live from the Places de Vosges where Ladybug and Cat Noir are fighting the newest villain, Cats Galore".

"Stupid name"! Alix commented off screen. Alya glared at her to tell her to keep quiet. Alix just shrugged.

"Give me your miraculous or I'll turn you into cats"! Cats Galore yelled.

"Nev-" Ladybug started.

"I'm already a cat" Cat Noir grinned. "Aren't I pawsitively purrfect"?

Ladybug groaned and smacked her forehead.

"Absolutely love the puns" Cats Galore said.

"Why thank you" Cat Noir bowed.

"Enough of this, you're going down"! Ladybug yelled and jumped into action.

"Why does he insist on making puns"? Alya whispered. "Lightens the mood"? Alix shrugged. "Or it makes Ladybug fight better because she's annoyed".

"Probably both" Alya said and turned back to the fight.

"Ladybug"! The red spotted heroine looked around to see Chloe. "Chloe, you have to leave, it's not safe"! She yelled.

"I can help you"! Chloe said. "Not right now, just leave"! Ladybug dodged a beam.

"Chloe's here" Alya told Alix. Alix seemed to perk up before she saw her talking to Ladybug.

"Oh, honey I said stay away, not try and help" Alix sighed.

"Just let me help-". A beam of light hit Chloe, turning her into a blonde LaPerm. Her sunglasses landed on the ground next to her.

Chloe meowed, trying to speak but realized she couldn't say any words.

"Go find somewhere to hide" Ladybug told her. She rested the glasses on her so someone would know to help.

Chloe knew Alix was around, since she had been texting her the whole time. She walked around until she saw the pink haired girl.

"Meow".

Alix turned to find her girlfriend, now a cat, behind her. "Chloe, I told you not to come here" She sat down cross legged and picked Chloe up gently.

"News flash, Chloe Bourgeois has just been turned into a cat" Alya said, pointing the camera towards the girl and cat.

Alix raised her eyebrow at her and she turned back to the fight before Alix hit her.

"Aren't you worried you'll be hit"? Alya asked.

"Not really" Alix answered, petting Chloe.

"Nino doesn't like me up in front, but a reporters got to do what she needs to get information" Alya said, laughing slightly.

"Can't relate" Alix laughed. Chloe looked up at her girlfriend and meowed.

"I can't understand anything you're saying" Alix said. Chloe meowed again before nudging her hand.

"Oh you just want to be pet" Alix smiled and pet her. "You're adorable as a cat". Chloe purred in response.

Alya snapped a quick picture of them before getting hit. Alix quickly caught her phone before it fell beside her.

"Told you I wouldn't get hit" she smirked at the ragdoll.

Alya growled at her, earning one back from Chloe. Alix snickered and called Nino.

"Hello"?
"Hey, so your girl's been turned into a cat".
"WHAT"?!
"Yeah, get over to the Places de Vosges. Avoid being hit because I don't want a third cat"
"Who else"!?
"Bourgeois"
"I'll be right over"!

Alix hung up and noticed Chloe and Alya fighting.

"Stop it you two" Alix pulled Chloe away. "Nino is on his way, thought he should give you a lecture".

Alya hissed and sat in the bushes, glaring at Chloe. Alix fell onto her back with the blonde cat.

"You're so cute"! She commented. "But I would like you to be able to talk". Chloe nudged her face affectionately.

Alix giggled and gave her a kiss on her head.

"Lucky Charm"! Ladybug yelled.

"About time" Alix scoffed.

Then things got quiet. Ladybug had dragged Cat Noir, who was now a literal black cat, to a safer spot to figure out her lucky charm.

The villain was now free to turn more people into cats. "You, pink kid"!

Alix sat up to see the villain.

"I'm not a kid" she said, unamused. "Are you a furry"? She asked.

"No, I am not a furry"! Cats Galore yelled. Alix stood up and set Chloe on the ground.

"Could've fooled me" she said. The villain looked like she was going to explode. "I'll give you one chance, before I turn you into a cat, do you like cats"?

"Depends on the cat" Alix pointed at her. "I don't like you". The villain just scowled at her.

"And I don't like that you turned my girlfriend into a cat, I mean" Alix picked up Chloe. "How am I supposed to date a cat, I can't kiss her or hug her too much or have arguments with her"!

"You're a brat, pinkie"! Cats Galore held her staff up towards Alix.

"I'm really not, I was just trying to get Chloe in a good spot so she could attack you".

The villain couldn't even register what she said before Chloe pounced on her. Alya jumped from the bushes and joined her in practically mauling the villain.

Cats Galore managed to throw Chloe and Alya off of her, making them yelp.

"Oh that does it" Alix pinned her down. "You don't get to hurt my girl and get away with it".

"You little-" Alix shut the villain up by punching her.

"Its time to lose...." Ladybug looked around the park for the villain. "Ladybug"! She saw Alix waving her over.

"What did you do"? Ladybug stared at the unconscious furry, I mean villain. Alix walked over and picked up Chloe before seeing how Alya was doing.

"I knocked her out" Alix answered. "But it was a team effort". Alya stood just as Nino ran into the park.

"Sorry I took so long" he scooped up his girlfriend.

"Her, Chloe and Alix just helped fight the villain" Ladybug said and cleansed the akuma.

"Better change everything back to normal before Cat Noir dies of not being able to say puns" Alix laughed, seeing the black cat pacing around Ladybugs legs.

"Miraculous Ladybug"! A swarm of ladybugs washed over the three cats, turning them human again.

"Nino, thank god I hated being a cat" Alya said, hugging her boyfriend.

"I didn't mind it" Chloe smiled, still in Alix's arms. Alix smiled.

"As much as I liked Cat Chloe, I think I'd rather you human".

"Awww" Chloe smiled and kissed her. "Thanks, babe".
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Word Count: 1126

This is meant to be stupid but someone should really admit me to a mental hospital because what the hell is this story.

I like the idea of citizens helping Ladybug and Cat Noir out. Much like The Botanist, the villain has no real design but you can imagine what horrible fashion choices Hawkmoth made.