Why Dont You Come Sit With Me?

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~Clyde~

It was lunch time in South Park and as usual, everyone was sitting in their normal groups. The dorky, outcast friends. The popular, sports kids. And the popular girls. Then there's the kids that don't matter-.

Anyways, everyone was eating lunch and Clyde in particular was eating a pb&j, unlike his mom, shall she Rest In Peace, his dad didn't cut the crust off.

He sniffed sadly before toughing up and eating the sandwich. Chewing slowly, hating the taste of the crust. 

"Ew! I hate it!" He shouted before spitting it out onto the table.

"Clyde- that's disgusting!" Token said as he watched.

"Y-Yeah man! That's a t-t-total waste of food!!" Tweet stuttered.

"What?" Clyde asked stupidly. "I hate the crust!" He sighed and rested his head in his hands, his attention turning toward the girls table. He admired all of them, but mostly one caught his eye.

Bebe Stevens.

She mostly caught his eye because, well, she was his girlfriend. And because she was the only girl that had cared to give him the time of day. And even after the list incident she still decided to stay with him.

Sure, he was a BIT of skeptical at first but he came to believe that she probably actually liked him,

As he watched, spacing in and out Bebe noticed and waved to him with a smile.

~Bebe~

As Bebe ate lunch with her friends she saw Clyde staring at her. She gave him a small smile and a wave before continuing to gossip.

"So anyways I heard that Esther and Bradley Biggle were dating!"

"Really? I heard that Esther was too scared to ask him out!" Red chimed in.

"I can hear you, you know!" Esther yelled loudly. "I'm not even scared! I just know he doesn't like me back!"

"Do you admit to liking him?" Wendy said with a raised brow.

"N-No!" She began to defend herself.

"Just go ask him, girl!" Bebe giggled before she turned her head towards Clyde's direction. She still felt bad about just using him for discounts and free shoes.

She looked at her friends. "Brb girls, I have to do something!"

"See ya, Bebe!" Red began to gossip or some shit once more.

Bebe walked over to Clyde and smiled at him. "Hey, why don't you come sit with me this time?" She asked. "We could sit at that empty table, baby!" She pointed to a round table that had nobody at it currently.

Clyde began to speak with a mouthful of food. "M-ou wanna m-" He swallowed it. "You wanna sit with me?"

"Of course I do! Your my boyfriend after all!" She giggled. "So are you gonna sit with me or not?"

"I'll sit with you!" He jumped a bit in his seat from excitement before standing up.

"See? We're gonna have a nice lunch with each other."

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So sorry that this is short! I just love this ship and wanted it to get out asap!

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