Complete Opposites {Penn Zero x Reader}

*DrInKs 1 LiTrE oF rUbBiNg AlCoHoL* (Crack chapter)

Rippen: boy, get out of the tank

Penn, chillin' inside of an unused fish tank: You're not my dad

Rippen: I said get out of the tank

Penn: I said you're not my dad

Rippen: I am your dad for today now get out of the tank

Penn: If you say "please"

Rippen: *sigh* PLEASE get out of he tank

Penn: hmmm... nah. You're still not my dad

Rippen: osjsksjwlsjwlwjwljwkw

*Beep*

(Y/n): I think I have a fear of Backstreet boys

Larry: tell me why

(Y/n): *SCREEEEAAAAMMMMSSSS*

*Beep*

(Y/n): alright people! I was on Google lookin' at Ouija boards and it says here that it's recommended for players around the age of 8. So let me get this straight; you need to be 18 to smoke, 21 to drink, but 8 YEARS OLD TO SUMMON THE FREAKING DEVIL HIMSELF!?!?

*Beep*

Larry: they say your are what you eat. I eat sweets so that means I'm sweet!

Rippen: *is drinking THE MOST BLACK AND BITTER COFFEEEE*

Sashi, who is eating sushi: Don't.

Boone: *MeAtLoAf*

Penn: *shrugs* I eat any food

(Y/n), who is eating (fav food): does that make me (fav food) then?

*Beep*

(Y/n): people who hate memes scares me. Like, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE!?

Sashi: people who likes memes are not to be trusted. They can just make some memes about their latest murder or something

Rippen: what's even with these millennials today?

Boone:....

Boone: I was a meme once...

*Beep*

All of the PZPTH characters, in 2016: *just chillin'*

In 2020:

*CoRoNaViRuSs*

*OH MY GOD! I FORGOT THE TOILET PAPER!*

*WE NEED MORE ALCOHOL*

*DUDE! WHERE'S YO MASK!?!?*

*BREAK UP NOW YOU HOES! It's Social Distancing time! (Sorry if this offended some people. Especially those who have relationships. Just don't take this literally)

*IMMA DISINFECT YA'LL*

*Dude. Why are you hitting your own shadow?*

*CUZ I'M BORED AF*

*WhOOO!! TIK TOK TIME!!!*

*This just in, no face to face classes*

*YEY! :D*

*Online classes and enrollments are now available*

*D:*

*We need damn internet right now*

Boone: this looks narly

*Beep*

Rippen: *smells the air*