Light: Hi and welcome back!
Everyone else: *glumly* hi
Light: Alright let's see who my next victim is! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ron.
Ron: Why why why WHHHHHHHHHHY ME.
Luna: You have to go eventually might as well go now.
Ron: *hysterically sobs* What is the dare
Light: You have to go with out eating meat so basically you become a vegetarian for a month. Also you have to marry a cactus.
Ron: *hysterical sobs continue*
Luna: oof. Can I have mine as well then do the wedding another tim-
Ducks: *making invitations, food, and everything else needed for a wedding*
Light: yea sure. The wedding will be after Luna's dare. You have t break up with Neville for a week, you have to dye your head pink, and you have to tell your mom that you're done with school and you're going to live the life of a muggle.
Luna: *shocked and then shrugs* Sure why not.
Luna: *dyes her hair*
When Luna goes to break up with Neville
Luna: Hey Neville?
Neville: Yea Luna
Luna: We have to break up for a week because we were dared to. I was also dared to dye my hair.
Neville: Ok sure
With the rest of them
Light: *shocked* That was really casual Luna
Luna: yep. Also my mom is a part of the death eaters so like?
Light: Oh. Alright the wedding. *teleports everyone*
Everyone: *looks up to see Ron getting married to a cactus meanwhile everyone in the audience is laughing.*
Priest: You may kiss the cactus.
Light: Oof for Ron.
Ginny: Yea
Ron: *screams and dies*
Light: Look I'm tired of resurrecting people that I'm getting other people to resurrect other people.
Everyone: ok?
Light: *summons a Stephan Salvatore to heal him*
Light: heal Ron then I'll take you back to where ever you were before.
Stephan: This is like the third time I've feed people my blood!
Light: *shrugs* Deal with it
Stephan: *gives Ron his blood whom wakes up afterwards then leaves*
Ron: what I thought I was done.
Light: You are. You just have to wait for everyone else to do their dares. Alright who's left?
Luna: Ginny, Harry, George and Fred.
Light: Twins, you can't prank for a week. You have to do what ever the professors say without doing magic as well.
George and Fred: WHAT?!
Luna: It's you're dare so just go tell the teachers.
Time skip to when they come back
Blaise: What happened?
George: They looked at us in shock
Fred: Until we told them we were dared to do it
George: Then they made us hand over our wands
Fred: And now we have to do chores for the entire week.
Draco: Oof
Light: yea. Alright, Ginny next. I dare you to kiss everyone you dislike on the lips and for about 5 seconds.
Ginny kisses Draco, Lucius, Voldy, Ron, and Light
Light: Why did you kiss me?
Ginny: I hate you because you made me do this dare.
Light: Ooof that makes sense. Alright now there is only one person left and that's: drumroll please
Ducks: *drumoll*
Light: Harry.
Harry: it's going to be bad isn't it?
Everyone: probably
Harry: *sighs* Alright what is it?
Light: I dare you take Ginny on a date, wrap yourself in toilet paper and take a picture, and you have to wear toilet paper during the date.
Time skip to when they come back
Light: Alright. This is it. Well after I show you what happened when Hermione finishes her dare.
A week later
Hermione is a zombie and is insane and everyone else is running away until Blaise threw Hermione a book and everything when back to normal
Light: Welp. Bye everyone
Everyone else: Bye.
Light: Maybe i'll see you all again. Bye
Everyone: Bye
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Harry Potter Truth or Dare
HumorThe characters of Harry Potter are playing truth or dare With ducks! That is pretty much it. Note: The books/movies do not belong to me and belong to their rightful owner.
