boredom buster

the math problem

For your information,this is not new. This joke has been all over the internet for a dozen of million of times.

But I still hope you enjoy this :)

Once upon a time,

         in a private school,there was a kid named Juan. He has been kicked out. I will tell you his tale.

Teacher : now I will give you an assignment.solve...

1)30÷69=

2)47-123=

3)97*467=

4)900-617=

Now there's this kid named Juan. He's so lazy. When he got home,he took his assignment. Now he went to his brother whose playing Pokemon. He lost

Juan asked...

'Hey big bro!what's the answer to the number 1?'

His big bro said...

'GOD!I DONT FUDGIN KNOW HOW TO DO THIS THING!!'

So he went next to his Dad watching football game

Juan asked...
'Hey Dad. What's the answer to the 2nd question?'

So his Dad said...
'51!57!43!60!'

So Juan went to his sister next.her sister is having an arguement to her friend.

'Hey big sis. Whats the answer for the 3rd question?'

Her sister replied...

'You know what,you suck...I'm leaving'
His sister shut his phone with an angry face

Then lastly,he went to his mum.that is baking some muffins

'Mum,what's the answer to the 4th question?'

His mum said...
'Oh no you're not!you are going in there.'
His mum placed the muffins in a tray

Now the next day that he went to school,the teacher called Juan to answer all the question.

Teacher: OK Juan. What's the answer to the first question?

Juan:GOD! I DONT FUDGIN KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

The teacher was shocked.

Teacher:what did you just say?what grade do you want?!?!

Juan:51!57!43!60!

The teacher was angry. He commanded Juan to leave the room

Juan:you know what,you suck...I'm leaving...

Teacher:WHAT?!GO TO THE DETENTION ROOM!!

Juan: oh no you're not!you're going in there.

Then Juan got expelled in the school.

The end :3

-Now the lesson is...do not--

Kid: be lazy with home works?

-NO!!DO NOT INTERUPT ME YOU SCHRICHIZ!!

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