Chapter:1 parents and son Jokes

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1) 1st son:degree in economics
     2nd son:PhD
     3rd son: MBA
     4th son:thief

   Neighbour:why don't you throw the                 
   fourth son out of your family

  Father:we can't he is the only one      
  earning money all others are  
   unemployed.  (Haha)...

2) son:father I want to marry
Father:first say sorry
Son:for what?
Father:just say sorry
Son:tell me the reason
Father:you say sorry
Son:okay, I am sorry
Father:now you are ready for marriage.your training is complete.
You have learner to say sorry without any reason

3)a husband and wife went to the court for divorce
Jude asked how would they divide their children as they were three
They had a long discussion.they said okay said okay sir we will come next year with one more
The joke doesn't end here they had twins

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