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Hachiman POV

I gave my essay to hiratsuka-sensei

Shizuka:You really love bears huh

Hachiman:I thought you were a modern literature teacher

Shizuka:I'm a guidance counselor too that's why your biology teacher told me to deal with this.... What part is This "How animals live in the wild"

Hachiman:It's antithesis against the social hierarchies of packs

Shizuka:Enough of your frivolous argument... It's like you're calling pack a hunting crime

Hachiman:But you're hunting singly, or rather, you're still single--

Then I felt a blow to my abdomen

Shizuka:Oh, by the way how'd the request from the other go??

Hachiman:Oh well, the requester was okay with it but I don't know about those 2 they almost died.... That reminds me what's happening with that contest you were talking about

Shizuka:Oh that!! Don't worry I'll be making a decision based on all of my personal prejudices and issues

Timeskip

Still Hachiman POV

It is break time now and usually me and y/n has a secret place where only loner like us know but since today is rainy day we have nowhere to go

Y/n:*whisper* I will never ever eat yuigahama-san's food again

Hachiman:*whisper* Ohh now that you mention it you and yukinoshita almost died yesterday

Y/n:*whisper* Yeah I thought we were goner yesterday

Yumiko:Eh!!?? Come on hayato

Hayato:Sorry I can't do it today, I gotta go to club

Yumiko:Come on it's just one day... They've got a deal on double scoops at  41 I want one with chocolate and chocolat

Hayato:That's like 2 scoops of chocolate

???:yeah right

Everyone:*laughs*

Yumiko:No way they're like totally different and I'm like super hungry

Hayato:Sorry but not for me today and you might regret it if you eat too much yumiko

Yumiko:I don't gain anything no matter how much I eat

Yui:Yeah totally yumiko you're like totally beautiful and your legs are like so pretty anyway I need to--

Yumiko:You think so?? But don't you think that yukinoshita or whatever's kinda pretty too?

Yui:Well yeah I guess yukinon's pretty--

Yumiko:Yukinon??

Yui:Ahh but you're like more totally gorgeous

Hayato:Well...I guess it's fine I can go if it's after I'm done with club

Yumiko:Okay hayato text me okay?

Wow, Now that's just look horrible it's like feudal society if that's what it takes to make friends in this world I don't know if I can last well y/n might because he's pretty well known too it's just that he haven't notice it yet but he's pretty popular with girls too