ᲦOffice Mayhemღ

🚫𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 🚫

𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜'𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅:

Ugh why is today always so dAmn BoriNG?! *sigh* I wonder why Viktor didn't answer his cell this morning, I swear. That SExY man probably worked to death. I walked into the office it was quiet and empty as per usual. Its only 7:30 am work doesn't start till 8:00 am I have some time may as well go look for him. I walk towards his office first hearing the faint sound of snoring, I opened the door and to my eyes I saw a little Japanesse thick thigh thoty cuddling with a sliy perverted fox! (Basicaly he saw Yuuri and Viktor cuddling.) I pulled out my super smexy phone and snapped a photo I guess the sudden noise woke them up.

𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢'𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅:

Viktor and Yuuri both woke up to only see each other right near each others faces in a cuddling pose.  Both imdeatly separated blush all over there faces.

𝚅𝚒𝚔𝚝𝚘𝚛'𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅:

"Chris I SWEAR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
"HaH! Viktor Darling you think I don't know what you two were doing?? I have a photo!!"
"DELETE IT!"
"HAh! NO!"
I began to growl pissed by Chris's bantering I was so close to killing him I probably would have done so too if It weren't for Yuuri. He looked up at me with an adorable smile.
"Hey Viktor it's all okay if anyone asks us about it we can just say it was a mistake!"
I don't understand why my heart hurt from that. It felt he just ripped out my soul Chris even starting whispering a quiet oooo~ since Yuuri technically "Roasted" me. I rolled my eyes
"Chris what time is it?"
"It's 7:34, why? You wanna go back to cuddling mister thicc thighs over there~"
I blushed and so did Yuuri I shoved him out the room door flustered. I'm supposed to be the big strong man, Yuuri wants not the other way around but every time I see him I just crumble before him like he's a god. If god had that plump of a cake I wouldn't mind praying to him every-. I face palmed myself God damn I've been around Chris way to much!
"Hey umm Viktor..."
omg The Angel spoke I tried to lean on my desk missing and completely falling onto the floor before Yuuri caught me. He shook is head
"Geez Viktor your clumsiness will get you hurt, anyway like I was saying wanna go get tea before work?"
I blushed "Y-yes Please! gladly!"
"Great let's go!"
He grabbed my hand pulling me along with him he may look tiny and helpless but he's strong I love that. Wait what?!
=𝘛𝘐𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱=

𝚈𝚞𝚞𝚛𝚒'𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅:

I smiled He seemed to be enjoying tea so far I mentality squealed he's an absolute sweetheart! He held the door open for me, we argued over who should pay... He ended up paying though of course. I feel like he's my imagination he has the inner personality of a 3 year old child but the body of a sex god. He's WAy to HOT! Is that even legal? I blushed lost inside my thoughts.
"Yuuri? You got something on your face." Viktor said suddenly
"I-I do!?" I practically yelled
"Here let me clean that for you."
Viktor leaned towards my face holding a napkin to wipe off the mess. Then suddenly I tripped over my own feet, damn I hate being clumsy! (Felt that.) I was holding onto Viktor's coat pulling him down on top of me, and OF COURSE with my luck Chris just happened to walk down the same street.

𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅:

Chris was strolling down the street in order to find Viktor work had started and everyone needed him. Chris was outside the door listening to Viktor's and Yuuri conversation and knew there going to a tea shop. He was following them just to see if he would see them doing anything. Thankfully a random hot guy walked by and Chris went to flirt with him. Of course getting lost afterwards but After minutes of searching he saw them walking out the shop stoping off to the side when suddenly Viktor pushed Yuuri
down to the ground and held him there.

𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜'𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:
"Hehe, Viktor thanks for taking me out to tea!"
"It's no problem a big manly, man, man such as myself should do everything in my power for you my goddess~"
"Oh Viktor stop~"
"Why Yuuri it's true my love for you is so deep I wanna just (insert perverted sh*t here)"
"O-oh wow but Viktor I have a lover already!"
(Insert extremely dramatic soap opera music)
"What?! Your telling me this now?!"
"Yes Viktor his name is-"
𝙾𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢'𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅:

Out loud Chris yelled
"NO YUURI YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE VIKTOR'S DREAM LOVER!!!"
People began to stare at him like he was actually a literal psycho but because why not everyone decided to look and saw a hot looking femboy underneath a hot russian man and started whispering. Even Yuuri and Viktor wanted to die. They were extremely embarrassed. Chris pulls out his phone again and took a photo for blackmail. Chris smirked and shook his head.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Viktor I had no clue you were a boob groper?"
"WHAT?!"
"I mean it's obvious look at your hand"
Viktor looked down at his hand bright red blush spreading across his face. As he was groping Yuuri's man tits. Viktor pulled his hand away flustered as Yuuri looked up at him and Chris laughed his ass off. "Chris you have 10 seconds to start running..."
"OH SHIT! Well Better go Yuuri and don't let this pervert touch you ever again!" He stuck out his tongue and ran.
"Okay screw the 10 seconds I'm coming B!"
They both took off running leaving Yuuri with his legs spread open on the cool streets of Russia. Thank the heavens he was wearing some pants today or else...
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Okay I'm so sorry this chapters so weird but I'm known for that hope you enjoyed 😍💙🤍💚✨