Guys I'm so sorry for not updating its just cause my whole family uses this computer and my sister is always trying to play Roblox and you know how it is if you are a older sibling "Hey ______ your the older sibling give that to your sister" and my mum is always looking at driving videos to help her start driving again so yeah that doesn't really give me any time on the computer. I also haven't been in the right state of mind to write I'm still not but its just not fair on you guys so I decided to update. Anyways with that quick apology out of the way here is the chapter!
At Everglen
Me: *Appears next to the lake outside Alden's office and vanishes* A/N: if you couldn't tell I'm a vanisher oh and they don't know I'm here yet
Keefe: I'm boooooored! what should we do?
Tam:... I wouldn't mind killing you...
Linh: Tam! That's rude!
Keefe: Yh bangs boy that's rude!
Tam: Fine! At least throwing him into lake! *mumbles* Though killing him would be better... just putting that out there universe... It wouldn't even have to be me that killed him...
Me: *Hears Tam and smirks* *uses my flasher abilities to make an illusion of a Gorgodon running up to keefe*
Sophie: *sees the 'gorgodon in the distance* What's that?...
Fitz: I think its a....
Keefe: *sees 'gorgodon'* OH MALLOWMELT! I-ITS ONE OF THOSE BEASTS MY MUM MADE! THE-THE ONES WITH THE HORRIBLE NAME AND HAIR!
Me: *Makes growling sounds and quietly snickers*
Dex: ITS COMING RIGHT AT YOU KEEFE! RUN!
Keefe: *starts running like a maniac but gets caught by the 'Gorgodon'*
Tam: ...Nice... (A/N I know he isn't this cruel but I'm a sleep deprived bich so just go with it)
Sophie: KEEFE!
Me: *bursts out laughing and rolls out of bush* OH *wheeze* MY *wheeze* GOSH! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Sophie: WHAT THE CUSTURDBURSTS!?! KEEFS DIEING YOU INSESITIVE LITTLE SASQUATCH!
Me: That's the thing *laughs* he's not actually being attacked. look *snaps fingers and the illusion disappears*
Keefe: A-am i dead?...
Sophie: *slaps my head and glares at me then goes and hugs keefe* are you ok keefe?! are you hurt?!
Keefe: Don't worry Foster it takes more than a gorgodon to hurt me *they stare into each others eyes* A/N by the way I'm sorry for torturing your poor sophitz heart @JasperDemigods it just had to be done...Also you know...Author privileges...and the fact that I love torturing people ...I SWEAR IM NOT THE ONE WHO TORTURED OCTAVIAN!
Me: umm...did you not catch the part where I said...you know...THAT IT WAS AN ILLUSION!? *whispers* By the way I totally approve of sokeefe
Sophie and Keefe: *blush crimson red*
Fitz: *with his arms crossed* *grumbles* Bipolar much? And also Sophitz is the superior ship
Me: SHUT IT FITZ! THE ONLY PEOPLE ALLOUD TO SAY THAT WITHOUGHT GETTING KILLED ARE THE TOASTER CHILDREN AND YOU ARE NOT A TOASTER CHILD!
Sophie: * fidgeting and blushing * Could we please change the subject? this is making me super uncomfortable...
Me: *sighs* Fine...lets get to the real reason why I am here. Ok so today you will be doing a play about one of your lives ok?
everyone: Ok
Me: Ok so i have all your names in this hat. Linh why don't you close your eyes and pick a piece of paper
Linh: ok *closes eyes and gets a piece of paper* *opens paper* It says keefe
Me: Ok since its keefe he will be the director of this
Keefe: RO! CODE 121!
Ro: *walks out of the vackers mansion with a director chair and two dark shades wearing a T-shirt that says 'Directors bodyguard'. She places the Directors chair on the ground and keefe sits on it putting on his dark shades whilst Ro puts on hers* Listen to the Director bitchs!
Tam: ...I hate my life
Keefe: OK protégées *Says protégées in a horrible British accent* IMA GIVE YOU YOUR ROLES! SOPHIE YOUR SOPHIE! DEX YOUR DEX AND YOUR SIBLINGS! LINH YOUR YOURSELF AND THE REST OF MY FRIENDS! BIANA YOU ARE THE WHOLE NEVERSEEN EXEPT MY MOM! FITZ YOUR MY DAD-
Fitz: What?! I don't want to be your dad!
Keefe: GREAT YOUR ALREADY ACTING THE PART! MELODY YOUR MY MOM!
Fitz: That's not what I meant!
Tam: ...I'll happily act as your dad...It'll give me a good excuse to be mean to you with ought Linh telling me to be nice...
Linh: Tam!
Keefe: FINE! TAM YOUR MY DAD! FITZ YOU CAN BE...THE VACKERS! I'LL BE THE AMAZING ME! NOW HERES YOUR LINES! *hands out lines that he somehow got made*
Me: how...how do you already have our lines?
Ro: what do you think he does every Saturday evening?...He plans ahead ...
Dex: Totally not weird...
Keefe: Just practice!
~1 hour of practicing later~
*All the parents gather and sit in the chairs provided*
Biana: *gets onto the stage wearing a neverseen outfit that shows her face as to not alarm the adults* Thank you for coming to this performance. We hope you enjoy.
A/N Next chapter will be the actual performance. I'll try to update soon!
If you've read PJO whose your godly parent? I'm a hunter of Artemis (Fits well as I hate boys... especially after one tried to touch me inappropriately ...) And my godly parent is Poseidon!
draft:
. keefe: Fitz you can act as my dad!
fitz: I dont wanna be your dad!
keefe: perfect you already know your lines
. "I'll happily act as your dad" Tam grumbled "It'll give me a good excuse to be mean to you with ought Linh telling me to be nice"
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KOTLC REACT! {DISCONTINUED BUT ADOPTED}
FanfictionThe KOTLC crew are going to be reacting in this Wattpad story thingy-mabob . Anyway hope you enjoy :) IMPORTANT NOTE: This story has been adopted by the amazing @Lyds07
