My Dreams

A Twilight Self Insert???

This one's a little embarrassing, cause when I say self insert I MEAN self-Insert. I played the role of Bella, with two Fellas, fawning over me. Unfortunately, since this was still me It was not an enjoyable experience.

Some Important Context, Twilight no longer takes place in Forks, but rather in a suburb of OKC!

The Dream begins with me and Jacob getting home from school at like 8:00 pm for some reason. We're Greeted by a very fancy party at Bella's house (From the movies). There's also now a very large patio in the front yard. It seems as though the party is being hosted by Edward, Alice, My Mother, and a Freind of mine named Abby. Edward says "Come hang out with us." "No," I say in response. Edward begins to leave looking very sad. "You" Glares at me. "you hurt his feelings Zane" Jacob and I leave on his motorcycle. I Return the Next day and walk up to Abby Who is visibly upset with me. And Proceed to enter Bellas's house. Obviously, this upsets me as well cause I hate it when You're angry with me. So I follow you into the house. The inside of the house is exactly the same as the inside of my real house. I look around for you for a minute and eventually locate you in the laundry room, crouching next to my Mom underneath the shirt rack, with shirts still on it. "You suck Zane"

The Dream Shifts and we are now at a pool party in the backyard of the "Presidents House" of a nearby University. Notably, I am carrying my Salt Gun. While walkin along we get stopped by some kid who points at a sign and says "That sign says no assault rifles allowed only handguns" (In reference to the water gun policy of the pool party) So I hold the gun our with one hand and shoot him in the face with the salt gun, "See its a handgun now" I commented to the child, who was now unconcious