Harry potter headcannons and one shots

If I ever fall in love

A/N: I didn't write this, I got this from fanfiction.com and loved it. Everything belongs to the author of the story not me!
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Sirius Black stared across the room. James and Lily were sitting on the couch. James had his arm around Lily whose head was resting on his shoulder. He could see her rolling her eyes and then a wicked grin spread across her face. It was a look that all of the Marauders had come accustomed to over the past year; it was the look that Lily got when she had an idea that involved bossing James around. James looked uncertain, but finally shrugged and grinned back.

"Remus," Sirius said, turning to his fellow Marauder.

"Mmmm?" Remus looked up from his book. The two of them were sitting in armchairs across the room from Lily and James; Remus reading (what else was new?) and Sirius watching them interestedly.

"If I ever fall in love, I want you to do me a favor," Sirius said very carefully, his eyes never leaving James and Lily.

"What's that?" Remus asked, torn between curiosity and exasperation at his friend's logic.

"If I ever fall in love, I want you to lock me in a room in a secluded area and to not let me out under any circumstances," he said completely seriously...or rather, siriusly.

"Why?" Remus asked wearily.

"Because I don't want to act as stupid as James does," Sirius answered promptly. At Remus' raised eyebrows, he elaborated, "Lily's got him completely wrapped around her finger! She can get him to do anything she wants!"

"Right," Remus shook his head. "Did you ever consider that he's happy with Lily?"

"Oh, I know he's happy, and if I ever fall in love, I think that I'd be happy too, but I'm happy now and I don't act stupid, so why change that?"

"Are you so sure about that?" Remus grinned.

"Sure about what?"

"That you don't act stupid."

"Oh, ha, ha. But I'm being serious here! Actually, I'm always being Sirius, but that's beside the point," Sirius cried managing to work his favorite overused pun into the conversation. "The point is, don't let me out under any circumstances!"

"Any circumstances? Any at all?" Remus asked shrewdly, waiting for the list of buts.

"Well, okay, there are some exceptions. For example, if someone is dying, or is dead, you can let me out to say goodbye and to go to the funeral. Um, if Lily or James threatens you if you don't. Or a Death Eater. You can let me out then so we can kick their Death Eater butts together! Or if I have to go to the bathroom," Sirius finished.

Remus stared. "If I were going to lock you in an isolated room for a long period of time, don't you think that I would make sure there was a bathroom in said room?"

"Oh, yeah!" Sirius said, comprehension dawning on his face. "You see Moony, that's why we keep you around! Because you perfect our mastermind plans with logic!"

Remus just shook his head.

"Oh! And you'll have to bring me food too. I'm going to get hungry," Sirius pointed out. "Do you promise you'll do that?"

"Sure," Remus answered. "If you do me a favor too."

"What?" Sirius asked, leaning forward.

"If I ever fall in love," Remus began, "I want you to always remind me how amazing this girl is."

"A bit sappy there, aren't we, Moony?" Sirius asked. "Pray tell why."

"I just don't want to forget how great she is," Mooney answered, not looking at him.