Cactus: * gets in a van * hey.
Kidnapper: what? I didn't kidnap you.
Cactus: So you don't want me? Well, I'm to good enough for you right?
Kidnapper: Cactus, it's me Alec.
Cactus: bitch.
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The adventures of the flicker crackheads [DISCONTINUED]
De Todook very inspired by MemeDealerK because I'm unoriginal