{some of these usernames are so bad im so sorry}
[seOFF has added handbin, taki'sfather, chcknnggts🤩, jaehoe, rebum, notparkjimin, aceseung, youngmom, jaypark2.0, nicholas, ej, ja🔑, sk8erboi, sunooshine, singsangsungchul, jungdollar, leetaeyong, squirrel, aron, kei'sson, kneeki and tolmaknae to the groupchat]
[seOFF has named the group chat screw msnake]
youngmom: was the everyday chaos not enough for you that you had to make a gc??
seOFF: staff's orders
seOFF: trust me, if I had a choice I wouldn't even be in this group rn
seOFF: dumb contract
jaypark2.0: haven't you been training for like 5 years?? shouldn't you be happy you're in this group?
seOFF: I wanted to debut, not start a daycare
jaypark2.0: fair enough
singsangsungchul: we're not that bad... are we??
seOFF: if you count "not that bad" as a fumbling bumbling bunch of toddlers, then sure, you're not that bad
ja🔑: damn who pissed in your cereal this morning??
seOFF: geonu thought it was a good idea to switch the chocolate cereal for cat food (p.s. it tastes fucking disgusting)
seOFF: then proceeded to cut himself while chopping strawberries for the pancakes he made only for himself
seOFF: and when I opened the first aid kit for bandaids, it was filled with stale cheetos
chcknnggts🤩: ...i thought it was funny at the time
seOFF: hold on I'm not done
seOFF: jungwon managed to get gum stuck in his hair and had to cut it off
seOFF: sunoo wouldn't stop blasting girl group songs for hours then tried to stab my eye out with a high heel when I took his phone
seOFF: heeseung and daniel ran off to the other dorm chasing each other with knives
seOFF: I don't even want to know how they're doing
seOFF: and now I'm waiting for you 02 line dumbasses to do something idiotic
ja🔑: ....
ja🔑: it really do be like that sometimes
seOFF: did- did you just-
seOFF: don't you DARE "it really do be like that sometimes" me
seOFF: I'd like to see you try leading for a day and then say that again
ja🔑: aight bet
seOFF: alright then, starting from now, you lead for the next 24 hours
ja🔑: 5 dollars i'll be a better leader then you ever were
youngmom: ... you really have no idea what you signed up for, do you?
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surprise?? i wrote an i-land fanfic! (even though i have the dedication and energy of a goldfish)
enjoy
-your favourite clown, dabae
