✨ s p i n e s ✨

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[screw msnake]


dumbest: spines are a social construct

sk8erboi: what??

dumbest: like what purpose do they have?

dumbest: hold on, just hear me out

dumbest: you know those wiggly things at the gas station??

jaypark2.0: the inflatable tube mans??

dumbest: yes. those. why dont we function like that?

dumbest: they just flokjipjdsk all day. wouldnt it be great to live like that?

sk8erboi: eye-

dumber: how would we walk then?

dumbest: like flkjopslkdjlp

jaypark2.0: wha-

dumber: i have no clue what you're talking about

dumb: wait i i see what you're saying-

dumb: our backs would just flqjksjdpolsigbshld all day

dumbest: exactly!

dumbest: spines are stopping us from doing so many things. imagine the world if everyone walked around without spines

sk8erboi: that- that's not how it works

sk8erboi: without a spine you cant walk at all

dumb: gasp

dumb: bendy spines!!

sk8erboi: what??

dumb: we should get bendy spines!

sk8erboi: we already-

sk8erboi: nevermind

dumber: goodbye i hate it here

dumbest: damn you're right

dumbest: bendy spines would be cool

sk8erboi: you-

sk8terboi: you're joking right?

sk8erboi: please tell me joking 

dumber: say sike right fucking now

dumbest: idk what you're talking about

dumber: GOODBYWUEYIQ

jaypark2.0: while we're on this topic, ankles are useless

sk8erboi: nope

sk8erboi: i cant do this

dumb: sangwoo type bat

dumb: beat** HJKSJAVFW-

dumber: YOU DIDNT-

sk8erboi: i really truly hate it here


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yes i was half out of my mind writing this no i do not apologize for not updating in weeks

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