[screw msnake]
dumbest: spines are a social construct
sk8erboi: what??
dumbest: like what purpose do they have?
dumbest: hold on, just hear me out
dumbest: you know those wiggly things at the gas station??
jaypark2.0: the inflatable tube mans??
dumbest: yes. those. why dont we function like that?
dumbest: they just flokjipjdsk all day. wouldnt it be great to live like that?
sk8erboi: eye-
dumber: how would we walk then?
dumbest: like flkjopslkdjlp
jaypark2.0: wha-
dumber: i have no clue what you're talking about
dumb: wait i i see what you're saying-
dumb: our backs would just flqjksjdpolsigbshld all day
dumbest: exactly!
dumbest: spines are stopping us from doing so many things. imagine the world if everyone walked around without spines
sk8erboi: that- that's not how it works
sk8erboi: without a spine you cant walk at all
dumb: gasp
dumb: bendy spines!!
sk8erboi: what??
dumb: we should get bendy spines!
sk8erboi: we already-
sk8erboi: nevermind
dumber: goodbye i hate it here
dumbest: damn you're right
dumbest: bendy spines would be cool
sk8erboi: you-
sk8terboi: you're joking right?
sk8erboi: please tell me joking
dumber: say sike right fucking now
dumbest: idk what you're talking about
dumber: GOODBYWUEYIQ
jaypark2.0: while we're on this topic, ankles are useless
sk8erboi: nope
sk8erboi: i cant do this
dumb: sangwoo type bat
dumb: beat** HJKSJAVFW-
dumber: YOU DIDNT-
sk8erboi: i really truly hate it here
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yes i was half out of my mind writing this no i do not apologize for not updating in weeks