[screw msnake]
seOFF: role call
taki'sfather: here
handbin: here
chcknnuggts🤩: here
jaehoe: here
rebum: here
notparkjmin: here
aceseung: here
youngmom: here
jaypark2.0: here
nicholas: here
ej: here
ja🔑: here
sk8erboi: here
sunooshine: here
singsangchul: here
jungdollar: here
leetaeyong: here
squirrel: here
aron: here
kei'sson: here
kneeki: here
tolmaknae: here
nicholas: do we really have to do this every two hours?
seOFF: after yesterdays events, yes
[ja🔑 has changed nicholas's name to dumb]
[ja🔑 has changed ej's name to dumber]
ja🔑: your usernames are so dry they give me dehydration
[dumb has changed ja🔑's nickname to dumbest]
dumbest: fair enough
handbin: istfg if i walk in on geonu doing ONE more ritual using chicken nuggets, im personally letting daniel loose on him
singsangsungchul: well damn, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
handbin: i didnt get the luxury of waking up on a bed at all
handbin: a certain mfer kicked me off the bed in his sleep
jaypark2.0: i told you he kicks in his sleep!
jaypark2.0: and yet you didnt listen to me smh
jaypark2.0: now suffer with a broken back
dumbest: yeah, he isnt the best cuddle buddy
dumbest: 10/10 would not recommend
dumber: ^^^
leetaeyong: ^^^
singsangsungchul: ... who are we talking about??
handbin: nicholas
jaypark2.0: nicholas
dumbest: nicholas
dumber: nicholas
leetaeyong: nicholas
dumb: fuck all of you
taki'sfather: not in front of the children-
tolmaknae: you act as if you weren't just screaming profanities five minutes ago because you dropped your cracker
tolmaknae: you also called heeseung a pussy earlier so-
taki'sfather: i-
taki'sfather: petition to get a new maknae
seOFF: signed
handbin: signed
chcknnggts🤩: signed
jaehoe: signed
rebum: signed
notparkjimin: signed
aceseung: signed
youngmom: signed
jaypark2.0: signed
dumb: signed
dumber: signed
dumbest: ive been saying this for so long
dumbest: also, signed
sk8erboi: signed
sunooshine: signed
singsangsungchul: signed
jungdollar: signed
leetaeyong: signed
squirrel: signed
aron: signed
kei'sson: signed
kneeki: signed
tolmaknae: wow guys
tolmaknae: really feeling the love here
seOFF: daniel, honey baby sweetheart, i think i speak for all of us when i say we'd literally give you away for a free laundry coupon
tolmaknae: ah good
tolmaknae: that means i'm doing my job right
~
credits to doyumsteeth for the usernames dumb, dumber and dumbest. i hope you don't mind me using them c:
(i forgot this fic existed for a hot second lmao)
