perfect month // m.c.

chapter three (pt. 3)

Cont. -- 10 Minutes - Survivor: Grocery Edition 

Luke and Nadine sprinted off to the farthest part of the convenience store: the beverage aisle. Nadine quickly scanned her eyes at the many products on the shelf, grabbing as much as she can when she saw the product Clary told them to grab.

"I don't understand why we have to practically risk our fųcking lives shopping for our groceries," Nadine said. "We take one hour just changing shifts but five minutes to shop for three days' worth of food."

"Well, it is hard trying to wake your lazy asses and trying to convince you it's your turn to drive," Luke teased. They laughed. "Oh, hey, can you help Cal and I with something?"

"Of course," Nadine obliged, looking for the rootbeers. "Just not something concerning genitals, fetishes and/or your sex lives."

"It's concerning Michael's sex life," Luke said, grabbing multiple bottles of water in his lanky arms. "Is that okay?"

"Sure, I mean, aren't we all concerned about his sex life?" Nadine chuckled. "He's so fųcking open about it; he fųcks some girl and goes to the bar to tell us."

"Right, we need to convince him to stop," Luke said.

"Wait, are we complete?" Luke nods. "Right, let's run to Clary and then while we're running talk to me about his sex life."

And so they ran. And they talked. And they planned.

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Meanwhile, on the far right of the 7-Eleven was the most frequented, and had the least products, which caused a little trouble for Ashton and Michael who were assigned to the snacks. They had the most products assigned to them which made it even harder since some of the things Clary told them to get were out of stock.

"What are we going to do now?" Michael wondered, grabbing the things which they did have.

"Let's just grab substitutes," Ashton suggested. "Instead of Snickers, let's get Clif bars."

"Right..." Michael spun around trying to locate the protein bar Ashton mentioned. When he stopped spinning, he saw Ashton with a poker-faced look.

"No, no, I haven't hid yet," he deadpanned. "That's not how you look for something!"

"We're surrounded by protein bars!" Michael reasoned. "For all you know, there might be a Blif bar, or something."

Ashton just stared at Michael. "Spin?"

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Calum and Jen ran through the fruit section, grabbing everything that Clary mentioned when they passed it. They finished it in no time.

"Hey, Jen," Calum called out as they rushed back to Clary to buy the food-food.

"What?" Jen asked, slightly panting.

"Michael told you about that perfect month thing, right?" he asked. Since Calum wasn't paying attention, he tripped.

It was like slow motion; the products flying in the air, Jen leaving Calum to grab the fruits, Calum breaking his fall. He regained composure in seconds and grabbed the groceries from Jen's hands.

"Yeah, he told me about that," she told him. "Why -- did he tell you about it, too?"

"No, I overheard you guys," he admitted. "Are you onboard with it?"

"I tried convincing him not to do it but when he wants something he just. doesn't. quit," Jen said. "He's persistent as fųck."

"Help Luke and I at it," Calum asked her. They were nearing Clary.

"It's going to be really hard..." Jen said to herself. "But," she turned to Calum, "okay. Let's do it."

"Place it on the counter and let's buy Chinese!" Clary commanded, handing her credit card to the cashier. "There'll be others," she told the old woman.

"Hey, Clary," Jen hollered.

"Yeah?" Claryvette asked her friend, walking quickly to follow the schedule.

Calum jumped in. "We're planning something. Something for Michael."

"For his birthday?" Clary inquired. "I thought the tickets were for that."

Jen's and Calum's eyes widened; they totally forgot about Michael's birthday. They shook it off, both making a mental note to prepare a surprise by the time they get to Los Angeles. Jen continued, "No, it's about his sex life."

"Okay, that's getting really personal." Clary laughed awkwardly. "What about his sex life?"

Calum let out a heavy sigh. "He's planning to nail thirty girls in thirty days."

"Wait -- a perfect month?" Clary shook her head. "Oh, God, Michael. But that's so-so-so-so disgusting!" she exclaimed, getting curious looks from the other shoppers.

The pair nodded. Claryvette let out another sound of disgust. "We need to talk him out of it," Calum said.

"Or we can just give him an intervention," Clary suggested.

"Exactly!" Jen agreed.

Then they started planning.

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a/n short bc filler HAHA IM SUCH A TEASE
oooh planning behind michaels back ooh #drama
poor ashton not in on the game

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