I climbed out of my window on to the roof to lay down and get some peace. Though I only have one brother and my parents are never home it's never loud...like unless my brother brings a girl home.
"Yo goofy, I'm taking this beanie." My brotha fuck shit comes in my room. His real name is Jaden but nobody calls him that but dad and momma.
I attempt to go back in my room from the window but my brotha shuts and locks it.
"Motha fucka!" I yelled at him. And he quickly runs off and I do to, but on the roof. I go to the next room which is the bathroom and try to get in from there but he beat me to it. I got tired and just jumped off the roof while he looked at me. I landed in the grass and came in through the front door then I quickly ran up the step where I see fuckshit laughing on the hallway floor."The fuck was that?" I yelled at him. "I don't know..it was funny through." He said in between laughs. I rolled my eyes trying not to laugh and went into my room. When he finally calmed down he came back.
"Yo I'm going to the skate shop. Don't kill ya self while I'm gone." He told me.
"Can I come?" I ask him. He rolled his eyes and smacked his lips.
"No your too young." He said to me.
"Do your friends even know you have a sister? Beside ray and Forthgrade." I asked grabbing my board to try to go with him. "Fuck, shit I don't know. Fine you can come." I smiled and followed him to dads car."Put ya seatbelt on." He said looking over at my unbuckled seatbelt. "Nigga, put yours on." I looked over at his. We both put our seatbelts in and Fuckshit started drivin. We pulled up to the shop and got out.
"Ayye ray!" I said dappin him up. "Forth grade!" He gave me a hug.
"Who are these two niggas?" I said waving. "This is sunburn but his real name is Stevie, and Ruben." Fuckshit said pointing them out. "And this is goofy." He continued to talk.
"Fuckshit, you have a kid? Jesus fucking Christ you guys look just alike." Ruben said."This ain't my daddy, it's my brotha. And I look way better then him." I sat down next to sunburn and propped my leg on the side of the couch. "You have a sister?" Sunburn looked over at me. "Yes he has a sister, same mom and dad, lives at the same place, and both blonde hair and green eyes. Now let's skate." I said and grabbed my board and went to the back.
"How does she know where to skate at?" I heard sunburn ask. I came back and answered.
"I used to hang here before you and... umm, rugrat came here." I said forgetting the other dudes name. "My name is Ruben..." The other guy said. "Yeah...That's until Fuckshit decided he wanted to hide me from his friends." I said looking over at him. He just look at the ground and scratched the back of his head.We all went out and started to skate. Then a
little tiny rock wanted to take me out. It stopped my board completely.
"Fuck shit!" I screamed. And rammed my body into sunburn knocking him off of his board. I got up and offered him some help up.
"I'm sorry bro." "No big deal." He said and dusted himself off."When your skating, Rocks will get you like that all the time." He laughed. "I know I've been skating for some time." I said going to sit down because I busted my knee. "For how long?" He followed me over to the step. "So I'm fourteen so about...eight years." I counted on my fingers. He looked surprised. "How bout you? How long have you been skating. "So I'm also fourteen so for about...two years." He said mocking me. "That's dope, me and my brother used to skate together all the time, until he left me for you guys. But it's cool." I got up to go skate some more, wanting to leave the conversation. Later I went up to my brother.
"Yo we should like...throw a party at our house, responsibly though." I told him. "Bet." He said."Yo everybody! Get in the car, we're having a mini party at my house." He said and we all ran to his car. The whole ride there I was thinking about sunburn. Not for the reason you think though, but because he's my age and could be my first friend that's my age. My brother slept with a lot of my friends older sisters and left them. So that also gave me a bad name. We finally got home and Fuckshit started yelling annoyingly. "Let's get it crackin!" Fuckshit yelled. He's so loud for no god damn reason. We got in and I met up with sunburn.
"Hi!" He looked caught off guard. "Oh...hi." He said. "Yo!" Fuckshit said throwing sunburn some alcohol. "Do you drink this?" I said taking it away from him. "Yeah." I pushed it to the other side of the counter that we we leaning on. "That can cause kidney failure, or you could turn into an alcoholic and ruin your life." I looked at him seriously. "I've already tried to tell my brother but he won't listen." Sunburn looked down at his feet. After a while of talking he started to freak out a little."What time is it!" He asked me. I looked over at the analog clock reading 7:45. "Forty five after seven." I answer back. "Shit, can your brother drive me home?." I looked at my brother then looked back at him. "No, it's not safe. I heard what happened last time he drove while drunk. I'll skate with you on your way to your house." I offered. He hesitated then agreed. "For sure." He said.
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Mid90s- The sista
HumorOpposite of her brother. But not completely, she still loves to party, skate, and trespass. Goofy just doesn't intoxicate herself with alcohol and make bad decisions like her brother. But don't get me wrong, she can get high now and again. One da s...