Boy : quick take my number it's almost Qiyaamah! We don't have much time!
[ LOL. Honestly guys are too smart ]
Girl : Quick run, the angel of death is in my pocket.
*Takes out a knife*
Dayum. You are a ninja.
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Halaal Jokes
RandomA series of humorous Islamic jokes that will even have the haram police crying out of laughter. Make sure your hijab is tightened because this book will make you LMHO - Laughing my hijab off. Written by: Rukaya Mosavel. Copyright © 2021 All Rights...