21st birthday it has to be memorable as hell, of course but the question is how do I top 16 year old mes drinking habits. "Yoo I put my dick in a donut" my Bestfriend/roommate Lee walks out with a donut on his new strap on that's over his pants I look at him completely dumbfounded as he flops on my bed "I can't wait to get a real one can you imagine how powerful I would be with a fucking dick bro" he paused like "I would be a god!" I broke out In laughter "lee what the fuck!?" I exclaimed after my burst of laughter. Lee takes the donut of and hands it to me "best friend would you eat this I don't like donuts"
"Are you asking me to eat your dick donut?"
"No.."
"Lee.."
"Maybe.."
"Just know I'm not eating a donut that's been on your actual dick when you get surgery "
I say as I take the donut and eat it, Lee takes the strap on and throws it off
"You're gonna clean that off right cause like other wise if you fuck a bitch with the donut pieces it's gonna get up in there"
"Oh nah bro don't worry that's where the cribs will get stored for my snack when I'm observing the coochie"
"Ew..." I say looking at him while he strokes his chin and makes a kissy face
"Best friend that was a little to much"
Lees laughs putting his face in to a pillow "I knowwww where trying to have a nice time" he screeched
"Anywho" Lee pulled out his phone to show me a post on Instagram
" I was scrolling through Instagram and I saw this video of this guy rapping his names lil dicky I bought that was funny so I went through his entire Instagram account and he definitely looks like a guy you'd be interested in."He explained while showing me a bunch of posts and as I saw pictures and videos of this gorgeous man I felt a weird connection with this brown eyed, curly haired man. It was weird almost like a déjà vu feeling but different. Lee tapped my shoulder shouting my name "KATIE" I snapped out of my trance "for a second stop dissociating and listen" I chuckled and readjusted my position rolling on my stomach and resting my chin on the top of my head "now as I was saying there's a club not far from here and I think we should go and get the fuck out of the house and stop smoking pot alone and go smoke a joint behind the club then get shit faced in the club" I smiled with excitement and sat up "oh fuck yeah let's do it I need to find clothes"
