Here's Steven explaining stuff.........
Steven: DID YOU KNOW THAT MY LAST NAME IS STONE AND I LIKE STONES!?
Me: Yes, Steven.....
Steven: HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT NO ONE HAS CALLED ME STEVEN DA STONE *cough cough* Like SSP *cough cough* YET!?
Me: STEVEN. THESE ARE OBVIOUS FACTS!
Steven: ...... I NEED HARDER FACTS!
Me: T-that's a bad pun.....
Steven: I-it wasn't a pun...... *looks pokemon facts up on the Internet*
Me: Did you know if you make your name DdDdDdDdDdDd(until you fill up all the blanks) in pokemon red and blue you can get level 175 mewtwos?
Steven: NO! >:o
Me: DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET MEW IN RED AND BLUE IF YOU DO THIS GLITCH!?
Steven: NO! >:o
Me: Did you know the Deino and his evolutions include ze German words ein, zwei, and drei?
Steven: Maybe...
Me: Did you know that Pokemon was going to be a regular photography game, no pokemon at all?
Steven: THAT WOULD BE UNTHINKABLE! >:o
Me: That's why I think -even though millions of fans have wanted a remake of the game- they didn't make a remake and never will have a remake.
Steven: *gasps*
Me: Did you that the three first Eeveelutions could be the three legendary dogs. It's very possible that three wild Eeveelutions (which would be Flareon, Jolteon, and Varporeon.) could have gone into the brass tower right before it caught on fire and died there, then Ho-oh revived the three in there legendary forms. The two groups also have similar color schemes. The legendary dogs also have the same, original abilities as the three first Eeveelutions.
Steven: *faints*
Me: AND THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TODAY FOLKS! TELL US HOW WE DID AND IF YOU READERS WANT TO SEE MORE!!!!!
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Mr. Narwhal's Life (A Random Book)
LosoweBlah blah blah people have random books. So I made one. I will post whenever I feel like it. :3 Geogiepoo! :3
