Mr. Narwhal's Life (A Random Book)

Leafeon and Swinub XDDDDD

I'm not sure did anyone watches 'Pokemon Perfect Furture' on YouTube or not but I'm laughing half to death right now at what Leafeon and Swinub say in it!

~Swinub~
Swinub: SNBULL!!!!!
Riolu: BUT YOU'RE A SWINUB!
Swinub: I don't care!

~Leafeon~
Leafeon: *to what-she-would-call 'Bad guys'* I'm like going to kill u guys! Yay!

~Tentacrool (Or however you spell it)~
Tentacrool: *in this really hilarious, mad voice* I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUIPD GRASS THING! WHEN I CALL A MEETING! YOU COME!

~Chikorita~
Chikorita: They really need to clean up this base....

~Zubat~
Zubat: REINFORCEMENT!!!!
Buziel: OH CRAP!

~Duskull/Buziel~
Buziel: Does this even follow the real pokemon games?
Duskull: IT DOESN'T HAVE TO! I'M ON THE DARK SIDE!
Buziel: Is that you answer for everything?
Duskull: Yes.

~Riolu~
Riolu: *to Chikorita* Oh crap! You're back!
Chikorita: WELL I SORTA SAVED BUZIEL BY MYSELF!
Starly: EXCUSE ME!
Chikorita: With a little bit of help....
Starly: EXCUSE ME!
Chikorita: Fine. A lot of help.....

~Starly~
Starly: *to wopper* OH MAH GOSH! THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I HEARD YOU TALK!

~Wopper~
Wopper: Yo dudes, I parked our car in the back!
Riolu: YOU HAD A CAR?
Swinub: Oh. You didn't know we have a car?
Glaceon: YOU DID?
Leafeon: LIKE, YOU DID!?
Wopper: Yea. We just thought walking would fit the moment better!
Riolu: WHY YOU LITTLE! *tackles Wopper*
Wopper: AH! AH! GET OFF OF ME!!! *runs away*
Riolu: *chases after Wopper*

~An hour later~
Leafeon: I can't like believe your car broke down!
Wopper: Well. Like dudes, it was just like a go-cart. It couldn't fit all of us!

*Starly walks up with Sensal*
Riolu: WOAH. WHY DID YOU BRING HER ALONG!?
Starly: Well, she was like dying so I just couldn't leave her there!
Wooper: Yea! *stands beside Starly*
Riolu: SO YOU BOTH BROUGHT HER!
Wopper: Yea.
Riolu: NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU EVEN MORE! *attacks Wopper*

~Sensal~
Sensal: HE DID!? I WAS IN LOVE WITH THAT GUY!
Starly: YOU WERE!?
Wopper: EWWWWWW!!!!!!! ROMACE!!!!!