Sweet, but Psycho (ON HOLD)

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Jimin: "Okay, this is the last table and then you can go."
Taehyung: "Alright."
He put the table away and closed the big doors to the storage room. He turned and jumped.
Taehyung: "Fuck. You scared the shit outta me."
Wheein: *laughs* "You're welcome."
Taehyung: "What are you doing here?"
They started walking back to the hall.
Wheein: "To scare you duh."
Taehyung: "Fuck you."
Wheein: *laughs* "Just kidding. You're dad hired me to 'protect' your weak ass and your wife."
Taehyung: "Why?"
Wheein: "I don't know either. He sounded pretty serious when he told me that."
Taehyung: "You can just be our assistant."
Wheein: "Bitch."
Taehyung: "Take a joke!"
They got back to the hall and saw no one there.
Wheein: "They all left us bruh."
Taehyung: "Lets go drink."
Wheein: "Okay."
They went to the indoor bar and started drinking.
An hour later Tae was drunk.
Wheein: "You are a weak motherfucker."
Taehyung: "Eh? Says you. Didn't you pass out from the first drink we had?"
Wheein: "How do you even remember that? You're drunk as hell."
Taehyung: "No I'm not!"
Wheein: "Okay buddy! Let's go back, you're wife is probably waiting for you."
Taehyung: *sighs* "Alright. First one to the rooms wins $70!"
Wheein: "BET."
They started running and right when Tae was about to reach the rooms, Wheein pushed him down so she could win.
Wheein: "Let's go! Give me my money hoe!"
He got up.
Taehyung: "Fine. Just take advantage of a drunk man."
He handed her the money.
Wheein: "This is my room so good night. Oh and!"
She leaned closer to his ear and whispered.
Wheein: "Don't fuck too loud with Tzuyu. The walls are thin."
She then laughed and closed the door on his face.
Taehyung: "Aish."
He stumbled to his room which was two rooms down. But Tzuyu was standing in the door way with tears in her eyes. It looked like Wheein kissed him on the cheek when she whispered something into his ear. She also remembered that they "kissed" when she was sent to disturb them a few months ago.
Taehyung: "Baby, what's wrong?"
She glared at him and then went into the room. He went inside the room and closed the door.
Taehyung: "Why are you crying?"
Tzuyu: "Because I saw you and her kiss!"
He was confused as hell.
Taehyung: "What do you mean?"
Tzuyu: "She just kissed you on the cheek! And a few months ago when you saw a guy dressed in all black come and trip the alarm, I also saw you guys kiss!"
He started laughing like a crazy person and fell onto the bed.
Tzuyu: "Why are you laughing!?"
He pulled Tzuyu to sit on his lap and hugged her.
Taehyung: "My wifey is so protective over me and I love it. But she's gets jealous too easily. It's okay though, she's cute too."
Tzuyu: "Are you drunk?"
Taehyung: "Hehe, don't be mad Tzuyu. I drank responsibly because I thought of you."
He looked at her with a smile.
Taehyung: "You're cute when you're mad."
He stared at her eyes.
Taehyung: "You have pretty eyes. It's like I want to look at them forever."
He hugged her tighter.
Taehyung: "Sometimes I tell myself how lucky I am to be with you. I'm sorry if I ever caused you any pain. I'm sorry if I give you any pain in the future too. I love you Tzuyu."
She smiled at his words but then felt her shirt was getting wet. He was crying.
Tzuyu: "You're so bipolar when you're drunk babe."
She pat his head.
Tzuyu: "Shh, you need to rest."
Taehyung: *sniffles* "No, you need to rest."
Tzuyu: "Lets sleep together then. After you shower first."
Taehyung: "No! I don't want to shower!"
He was whining like a little kid.
Tzuyu: "Get in the bathroom and shower."
Taehyung: "Nope, only if you come with me."
He let go of her and crossed his arms.
Tzuyu: *sighs* "Fine."
He smiled and pulled her into the shower.

After showering.
Taehyung: "I miss you."
Tzuyu: "How many glasses did you drink?"
Taehyung: "Hehe, too many to count."
Tzuyu: "I'm still mad you know. You kissed Wheein in front of me."
Taehyung: "I didn't though. My girlfriend saw wrong. The first time, I was blowing something out of Wheein's eye. She kicked me after. And then what my girlfriend saw earlier was Wheein whispering in my ear to now have sex so loud because the walls are thin. My girlfriend is still mad at me. Don't you think?"
He was talking like he was talking to another person when he said that. Tzuyu was speechless. She was too quick to assume things.
Taehyung: "Yah, if you're not gonna say anything, then why am I telling you? It's okay! My girlfriend will always be mad at me for talking to another girl. Even if it's just a conversation. But I know she's only doing it to make sure I won't cheat. But I would never cheat on her. She's precious to me and I'll love her forever. Do you love your soulmate?"
Tzuyu: "Of course I do Tae."
He smiled and hugged her.
Taehyung: "My Tzuyu is so cute."
Tzuyu: *laughs* "Lets sleep, you're really drunk."
Taehyung: "Yah, I said I'm not!"
Tzuyu: "Okay! Well I'm drunk so go to sleep."
Taehyung: "You are?"
Tzuyu: "Yes, now shh and go to sleep."
She pulled him to bed and they fell asleep. Well, Tae did.
Tzuyu: "I'm sorry if you're upset with me. I'll try not to be so protective over you."
She snuggled closer to him and fell asleep too.

The next morning Tae woke up with a huge headache.
Taehyung: "Damn it."
He accidentally woke up Tzuyu.
Tzuyu: "Why are you so loud?"
Taehyung: "Sorry."
She sat up next to him.
Tzuyu: "Do you remember anything from last night?"
Taehyung: "Uh, no. Why, did I say something wrong?"
She glared at him.
Taehyung: "I'm sorry!"
He hugged her and they fell over. She was on top of him.
Taehyung: "What did I say?"
Tzuyu: "Nothing."
They laughed.
Tzuyu: "You're cute when you're drunk, I like it."
Taehyung: "I don't like it. When I'm drunk, I say nonsense things and talk in 3rd person to the one I'm with. Was I like that?"
Tzuyu: "Yeah. You kept saying, 'My girlfriend...' when I'm your girlfriend."
Taehyung: "Really?"
Tzuyu: "Yeah, and you laugh more when you're drunk."
Taehyung: "Do you like it when I'm drunk?"
She nodded and smiled widely.
Tzuyu: "You say and admit things you would never say in real life! And you're more touchy and affectionate."
Taehyung: "So you're saying I'm not enough?"
Tzuyu: "What? No, I'm not saying that. You're cuter when you're drunk. It's a little different from what I'm used to Tae."
Taehyung: *smirks* "I know I am."
Tzuyu: "Oof. You're just like Nayeon unnie."
He laughed but then stopped.
Taehyung: "My head is killing me Tzu. Can you kiss it?"
Tzuyu: "Come here you big baby."
She kissed his forehead a lot until he was satisfied.
Taehyung: "Thank you! You're the best girlfriend!"
Tzuyu: "I know I am. We have to go to the building today. Dad wants to talk to us."
Taehyung: "Okay."
They wore this.

They were about to leave when Changmin came running in.
Changmin: "HYUNG! HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME!?"
Taehyung: "Told you what-
Changmin: "THAT YOU AND NOONA WERE GETTING MARRIED!"
They both covered their ears.
Taehyung: "I thought dad told you already."
Tzuyu: "Stop yelling little Min."
Changmin: "Okay. But I feel betrayed Hyung! I will never forgive you!"
Taehyung: "I'll buy you your favorite snack."
Changmin: "Nope."
Taehyung: "I'll buy you anything you want."
He crossed his arms.
Changmin: "Still no."
Taehyung: "I'll give you a baby niece or nephew."
Changmin gasped and Tzuyu widened her eyes and looked at Tae.
Changmin: "REALLY!? Okay! You're forgiven Hyung! I'll give you...hmm, I'll give you two years maximum to give me a baby niece or nephew. I'll be waiting!"
He bowed a little before running away. Tzuyu hit Tae's arm.
Tzuyu: "Yah! Why did you tell him that?"
Taehyung: "So he could forgive me."
Tzuyu: "Why would you tell him you would give him a baby when you're no the one holding the baby in your stomach for 9 months!?"
He didn't understand why she was so mad. He would be there by Tzuyu to help her if she ever was pregnant.
Taehyung: "Do you not...
Tzuyu: "What?"
Taehyung: "Do you not want kids with me?"
Tzuyu: "N-No, it's not like that babe. I-
Taehyung: "No, you don't need to explain. I got the message already. We should hurry to the meeting."
He left before Tzuyu. It was weird because they always left together. To Tzuyu, he looked really hurt considering he loved kids. Tzuyu did too, but what she said came out wrong. She meant to say that she was shocked to hear what he told Changmin. She did want kids with him, that's the whole point of why she's with him.

Tae is mad. ✌️