Evelyn's bad day

Something smells like crap

One day Evelyn smelled something very bad so bad it was very bad! She sniffed Levi's breath. That wasn't it. She went to the bathroom maybe someone took a crap.... Nope it wasn't. She took a shower just to make sure it wasn't her. But when she got out of the shower it still smelled like crap! So she went upstairs and saw the dog all dirty! She yelled "ugh bobo why did you get dirty now I have to clean you!" BoBo just sat their like a living manican (Evelyn spelled that not me so if it's wrong blame her) so she dragged the stinky dog that smells like crap over to the bathroom to give him a bath! She filled up the bath with warm water but when she put BoBo in he scratched her! She got mad and had to sit in the bathtub with him just to wash him. Soon after the water became crap colored and made her smell but that's ok cause the dog smelled like SHAMPOO! Yay so she dried the dog and let him outside so he could crap. But when she returned outside to bring him back into the house the dog wasn't there but the pile of crap the dog left was still there. So she picked up the pile of poop and then went to tell her mom that the dog ran away. When she told her mom her mom just said "Evelyn we don't have a dog" so Evelyn then remembered that they didn't even have a dog! So she washed the dog for nothing! That crap smelling dog ruined her day and now she has to take another shower cause she was bathing in crap water with the crap smelling dog! Her mom had to take her to a mental hospital just for the night to be sure she was ok and after a long night there they said she actually did wash a dog the end тнαикѕ fσя яєα∂ιиg αи∂ ѕтαу тυиє∂ fσя мσяє єνєℓуи ѕтσяιєѕ тнαикѕ ѕтєℓℓα