*playing truth or dare*
yamaguchi: i dare tsukki to prank call his dad!!
tsukishima: tch. that's it? that's easy.
tsukishima, pulling his phone out: siri, call dad
siri: calling "daddy"
tsukishima: nonononono-
*zalmai's phone starts ringing*
karasuno boys: ...
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terushima: oh shit i spilled tea on my shirt
sakura, helping take his shirt off: i gotchu
terushima:
terushima: o-oh shit i spilled some on my pants too
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ukai: tfw you wanna commit die but your children are fucking idoits and they'll probably accidentally commit die if you're not there
takeda: hey are you okay
ukai: just peachy, why do you ask?
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hanamaki: hey kyotani are you a top or a bottom
kyotani: i am an experience
kenjiro: just say you're a bottom
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zenaku: funny how they have everything on the back to school list except a will to live.
asrael: maybe pops just won't let us buy it?
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tsukishima: why do you have silly string in your armpit?
akiteru: satsuki replaced the label with my deodorant one as a welcome home prank..
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asrael, off his meds and on the phone with xuan in america: timezones hecking suck
asrael: you know what we should do?
asrael: blow up the moon
asrael: no night no timezones.
xuan, drunk and in japan: you're a genius!
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*zenakin in trouble*
kindaichi: we only have two options right now
zenaku: three actually
kindaichi: what's the third one?
zenaku: we fuck
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hotoke: why did i have to find out that you got in trouble at school through kunimi?
zenaku: because kunimi is a fucking snitch
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issei in his head: i am a mature adult
issei out loud: me-me big boy
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zalmai: *tapping his fingers on the table*
kuroo: *tapping back furiously*
hiko: what's going on
tsukishima: morse code, they're talking
zalmai: ..-. .- - .... . . - - ..
kuroo: *slams his fist on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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..-. .- - .... . . - - .. = fathead
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daichi: what do you guys wanna be in your next life?
noya: a fish
seijiro: part of a mosquito gang
sora, sobbing: tall
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kosuke: dad i did a bad thing
ukai: does it affect me?
kosuke: no?
ukai: then suffer in silence
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zenaku: i know we've always had this outspoken rivalry
zalmai: it's not a rivalry, you're just mean to me. and it's not outspoken, you talk about it all the time..
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kaivar: waffles are just pancakes with abs
sovannar: sometimes i wonder how your mind works
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noya: no one is allowed to tell sora that santa isn't real
sora: i stopped believing in santa ages ago
nevaeh: wait.. you mean santa isn't real? ):
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kenjiro: say one more word and you're done for.
kyotani: one more word.
kenjiro:
hajime, whispering to katsuro: should we run?
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shaofeng: for the last time it's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli!
hanamaki, staring blankly at the wall: i saw what i saw
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murderer: i'm gonna kill you
tendou: let me ask ushijima
murderer: that's not how this wor-
tendou: ushijima said no
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