Why Squirrel's Days Are Numbered.

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Every morning since we have gotten on thanksgiving break, I usually wake up after twelve, so usally about one o' clock. Well, my nightmares/dreams will wake me up, so I check my phone, just to see what all has happened. I usually go back to sleep but I saw Squirrel had left me some messages... This is what they said:

Squirrel: I JUST SAW HARRY IN ******! OMG! FREAKIN OUT

I GOT A PICTURE TOOO! OMGGGG

OMGGGGG HARRY!!! COME BACKKKKK! NOOOO!

I DIDN'T EVEN GET HIS AUTOGRAPH! NOOOOOOOO!

I DIDN'T GET TO SEE NIALL! HARRY COME BACK!

MY HUSBAND HASN'T MET MEEEEEEE!

So by now, I am wide awak, thinking "OH MY FLIPPIN GOD. WHAT THE HELL, WHAT IS HE IN ****** FOR???' My brain had not yet made the click that he wasn't. So I quickly send:

Bumblebee: Send me a pic!!!!!!!!!!

So Squirrel's picture is loading, and a few minutes later I recieve a message saying:

Squirrel: Please don't hate me. :)

Right then and there I now something is wrong. I think it has to either be a picture of him in some odd place, or somethig else. So I respond (Still waiting for the picture to load)

Bumblebee: Okay, your picture hasn't loaded, and I see your message saying "Don't hate me."

If it's fake I am killing you.

:)

About five minutes go by before the picture loads, and guess what? It's a picture of the street sign that reads "Harry" that she saw while she was in the car. By this time, my fangirling had stopped, and I am just staring at my phone, trying not to laugh. Eventually, I got into a small laughing fit, (Because no one knew I was awake yet) and send her this:

Bumblebee:Oh. My. God. Squirrel, (I used her real name in the text, but....) you are going to die, my dear.

My phone was actually typing every freaking word wrong, so I had to fix everything, but that doesn't matter. By this point I am already getting out of bed, still laughing and thinking of how I am going to hurt her when we're back at school when I get this message:

Squirrel: I love you to mrs. Malik

Ugghhh. I lost two more hours of sleep because of her.! HOW DARE SHE.. Anybody have some good ideas for revenge? >:)

~Bumblee 

P.S. Love you Squirrel!

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