letters ↹ mle

character answers

so yeah! you asked questions which they will answer truthfully,

layla:

how does it feel to be in a relationship with matt?

it honestly feels surreal - like i don't deserve him; he's so sweet.

favorite thing about matt?

his eyes; they're 110% perfect. the color is a nice shade of brown, but you guys already know that.

what's your favorite feature of his?

his cute little freckles; they're scattered all over his face, but it's adorable.

do you like pizza and the 1975???

yes! my favorite the 1975 song is "sex" as weird as it sounds; favorite pizza is sausage, cheese, and pepperoni.

matt:

your favorite thing about layla?

her smile, as cheesy as it sounds; when she smiles i swear an angel is inside her, it's just that perfect.

what's your favorite thing to do with layla?

watch movies; she easily gets scared with scary movies, but it's adorable because she cuddles into my chest.

do you ever touch her butt and buy her pizza?

...um no, but i buy her bagels and peanut butter!!1!

what makes layla so different?

she opened up to whoever was going to read her letter. that's very brave of her; plus she understands my opinions on bagels! they're so underrated.

*layla - omg matt shut up*

*matt - oh whatever, babe*

not that I am not happy with it, i am, but don't you think you asked layla to be your girlfriend too quick?

maybe a little too early, but she and i have a lot in common. thanks for being okay with it; i love you.

*layla - i knew you never loved me! (laughs)*

*matt - oh layla i love you too!*

y ru too cute?

idk.. y ru so awesome? ;)

brooklyn:

do you have anyone special in your life, brooklyn?

yeah; his names tyler - he's very sweet. thank you for asking :)

jason:

why are you so fucking mean to layla? she's perf af

no she's not; she's a fucking slut.

why are you in jail and not in a mental hospital?

why are you breathing and not dead?

*author - jason, be nice*

*jason - (scoffs) whatever bitch*

*author - (rolls eyes)*

matt's parents:

how do you feel being parents to a hot piece of ass?

young lady!

first impression of layla?

very sweet girl - looks a lot like her mother.

how do you feel about layla?

we like her; she makes our son very happy and all giddy.

layla's dad:

why aren't you ever home? layla has so much shit going on in her life.

business calls :( i do feel bad about it though.

cam:

why are you so hot?

i don't know... thank you? aha :)

why are you a loser?

wow, you're nice, but it's because i hangout with nash too much.

*nash - dude! fuck you man, fuck you*

*cam - love you too you little batch!*

how is your chino dick? lmaooooo i ain't even a cam girl

that's very inappropriate! i'm not going to answer that ;) (mutters "good")

nash:

when are you going to cut your hair?

never! i wanna be rapunzel! (runs around the room, dancing like a princess)

*cam, jack, jack, layla, and the author - nash sit down before you-*

(nash falls by slipping on a nerf gun)

(everyone laughs)

*nash - shut up you guys; i'm in serious pain right now!*

jack g:

why are you so hot, jack?

uhh i don't know (giggles)

jack j:

why are you so adorable? like dayum son.

um, thanks? but i don't know. i probably get it from my mom; she's really beautiful. (smiles cheekily)

so there you go! you guys didn't ask my any questions :(

oh well!

love you guys!!