Haylorella

Morning Routine xoxo

Taylor's POV

"Good morning world" I say as I sit up in my bed looking out my window at the little village I call home.

I get up and look outside, eyeing the huge castle in the distance. Sighing at the thought of the prince with his luscious locks and bright green orbs, I close my curtains.

All I want in life is to one day be able to visit the huge castle I wake up to everyday, but my evil step mother Simon would never allow me to leave the house unless it would be to run errands for her untalented worthless disgusting no good never the same ugly self. She is the worst person ever, except my step sisters Kanye and Kim aren't much better.

Rolling my eyes I decide it's time to start my day, so naturally I look for my furry bff, Weston the mouse.

"Weston! I have a piece of gouda cheese aka your favorite!" This gets him every time.

Suddenly I heard a noise and Weston the Mouse is devouring the gouda cheese I laid out for him. He gives me a thumbs up and says, "You have done it again Queen, gouda really is my favorite cheese this is why i'm a swiftie."

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I laugh at my bff, "I know it is, it works every time. Now help me pick out an outfit I need to go get Simon, Kanye and Kim's breakfast ready."

"Say less," Weston says as he sets out a long sleeved brown dress with a white apron and black slip on shoes, "Totally something Cinderella would wear right? It made me think of you girly."

"This is perfect!" I smile as I get changed into the outfit.

After saying my goodbye to Weston, I run downstairs all the way to the basement. Simon banished me to attic because Kanye threw a temper tantrum and accidentally set Simon's bed on fire. Kanye called me a snake and blamed the whole thing on me, and Simon believed him. Now Kanye and I got problems and I don't think we can solve them. He made a really deep cut and baby now we got bad blood. Did you have to do this. I was thinking you could be trusted.

It's so sad to think about the good times, because Kanye and I used to be good friends until he blamed the bed fire on me. Kim is not better, she backed up Kanye the whole time and called me ugly. Now I can never forgive them.

Walking into the kitchen downstairs, I first feed all of the animals outside. The chickens, the horse, and a little extra food for the little mice, especially Weston. After that's done, I search everywhere downstairs for the cutest doggy ever.

Finally finding him, I smile and crouch down next to him. I nudge him a little so he'll wake up.

"I was seeking an accelerated course of study," Lin the dog raps to me as he sits up after being woken up suddenly.

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"Sorry Lin, I forgot you nervous rap everytime you're woken up."

"It's alright Taylor," Lin smiles, "I actually enjoy it."

Sometimes I forget my dog is a little creepy, so I just smile and nod at him.

Getting up I finally begin making breakfast for the three evil ugly fatties living upstairs. For Simon, I make him an egg sandwich with the words "you are ugly and fat" secretly written in ketchup on the inside of one of the pieces of bread. For Kanye, I make him a smoothie bowl that I secretly blended grass into, he never notices it. For Kim, I make a breakfast burrito with extra beans, and we all know what extra beans means. Finally, I make the three of them three coffees with three pieces of sugar in each because 3 pieces of sugar gives the coffee bad luck. Then I prepare each tray for each horrible family member of mine and make my way up the stairs.

My morning routine may not be pretty, but at least it's an interesting one.