TWICE GAYEST MOMENTS

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god Jihyo: "Okay gays let's test your gayness-- i mean, your knowledge about everything."

"well what kind of test is that?"

"I'll just ask questions and you're going to answer it correctly."

"that's pretty easy, and what will we get back?"

"it's not easy. Well i can treat y'all, deal?"

"well food solves everything so yea.."

"pretty okay for me.."

god jihyo: "okay I'll explain everything. First round is, I'll ask each one of you individually and the questions are different." she looks at the members one by one and smirk. "if you answer it right i can give you some candies, or other food here, it depends on how hard the question is."

"wait what?",

"there's a lot of rounds?"

"well..i can't say no to candies."

God jihyo: "shush! Just answer it okay? I will tell you guys the other rules for the second round, aight? So I'll start with uhmm...minari!"

minari: "well better first than last."

"Okay this is um kinda easy. What planet in the solar system that its day is longer than its year?"

"you call that easy???"

"wait what?"

"is that even possible??!"

"yes it is, sana."

"that's cool and crazy.."

god jihyo: "so minari? What's your answer?"

minari: "it's easy. Venus. It is because Venus's revolution is faster than it's rotation."

"wha--?"

"the what?"

"explain further!!"

minari: *scratch the back of her head* "okay, revolution is where a planet revolves around the sun, and rotation is when a planet rotates around it's axis."

"i still don't get it."

minari: *sigh* "revolution is 365 days or a year while rotation is a day."

god jihyo: *smiled brightly* "you're so smart minari. I am so proud of you.."

minari: "i want my candies please.."

god jihyo: *lends minari her candies* "okay next! Momo."

momo: "eh??"

nayoen: "what is the benefit of eating jokbal?"

"it makes my tummy full."

"Hahaha."

god jihyo: "here's the real question. What is the equivalent of light years?"

"Light years?"

"As in, in space?"

"Yeah."

"I knew this, i read it somewhere.."

"well then what is it?"

"It is used for measure extremely large distances. I think it is equivalent to 10 trillion kilometers. Am i right?"

"Wow..here's your candy..."

"thank you.."

"next one is nayoen."

"It's my time to shine~ because I'm a star."

"Who is the very first person to walk on moon?"

nayoen: "Neil Armstrong!!"

"she's proud huh"

"of course she is, she just answered it right."

god jihyo: "get your candy. Next one is tzuyu!"

"okay.."

"give me 1 fact about sun."

"Million of earth can fit in the sun."

"I thought she's going to say sun is hot."

"Nah that's too dumb. I thought she's going ti say, sun is a star."

god jihyo: "Right, collect your candies..next one is Dahyun."

dubu: "I'm nervous.."

"momoring: "don't be.."

nayoen: "you should be 'cause you're dumb! Hahahhaa"

"shut-up!"

god jihyo: "what is the √6,528?"

dubu: "how an i suppose to know?! I hate math!"

"me too btch, me too."

"the question is so hard!"

god jihyo: "then no candy for you.."

"tsk it's just a candy anyway.."

god jihyo: "next one is chaeyoung."

chae: "nyah.."

"Who invented Atomic Bomb?"

chae: "J. Robert Oppenheimer with his team in 1945"

"wow genuis.."

"correct!"

"thanks"

"next one is.....jungyeon!"

"nice.."

"Who is the father of science?"

"hmmm i think it's Galileo Galilei, am i right?"

"absolutely! Please get your candy. Next one is Sana!"

"hahaha.."

"why are you laughing??!"

"nothing nothing.."

"The Last Supper, a famous renaissance painting was a master piece of?"

Sana: "well um i think it's the leonardi guy.."

"full name please.."

"Ah-ha! Leonardo d'Carpio!!"

"DUMBASS!!"

"OH MY GAHD!"

"HAHAHHAHA"

god jihyo: "you're wrong, it's Leonardo Davinci.."

"awww but that's close enough!"

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Aaaaand that's it! It's pretty lame so...