testing life to the fullest

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Prologue

Now, most people would expect a more spectacular opening; something of which would chill the heart, create none expected warmth; and paralyze the mind from within. You may expect an ominous opening; to daunt the very soul; to chill the heart; or to unnerve your very body. But, I'm afraid dear readers; these strong emotional beginnings have deserted us. So I am left to deliver you the news that, instead of an intense, monopolising read; you are left with the most realistic emosion of them all in life, complete and utter disappointment.

The reason I have left you with such a dull opening is to warn you about sudden excitments. Im sure you were blistfully unaware of the horrors that led to that wreck of an opening paragraph. The reason I led you to that evil trap was too warn you: life is full of excitments, but dont get worked up about nothing and feel gushes of lemon (now this may be a fruit, but go ahead look it up, its synonym has a  double meaning, it means dissapointment!).

But now, I, as a writer, will bid you farewell, you are now to meet the near- carefree charector of mine that shall let you enjoy this haphazered book of life...

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