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good morning!!!!!!!

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? what's wrong

my hands are literally shaking as I type this.

what the fuck ????

aww 🥺

you're so cute

do I make u nervous wuw

what the fuck you physocopath

psychopath*

I don't care ???

are u okat

I'm distressed

I'm okat :)

you made me feel much better last night I love u for that

did your boyfriend really kick u out?

yeah.

I'm currently homeless but I borrowed a friend's couch so I'm fine. it will be hard to take pictures now bc most of my stuff is back home idk how I will get it. hopefully he wont burn it lmao

wtf ? he better fucking not

file a report. he can't touch ur stuff

I really don't want to get cops involved I hate cops it would be useless anyway.

I'm going to try to talk to him

why are u so casual about this

this is genuinely not ok how tf is he going to kick u out while ur also drunk in the middle of the night

he didn't know I was drunk I slep on the bar couch

it's not the first time I've got kicked out ik what to do I'm old enough

I have a spare room...

just saying.

no.

seriously. my parents own this house it's not even on lease so I don't need immediate payment.

you can live here for free, just cool food or clean the house as compensation and I'll be fine, I live in a pigsty

hmm living with a person I've never seen and only talked through internet.. hmm sounds appealing

???

that's literally how American rooming system in colleges work ??

that's... usually the case with roommates..

sounds unsafe.

oh please.

it's safer than living with you're complete asshole of a boyfriend.

I'm serious I don't want you living outside or on a friends couch.

oh you don't do you ;)

like you have a say.

you're never going to meet me and I mean it. I'll figure something out.

WHY THO

WHY ARE U SO CRYPTIC ALWAYS ITS SO CONFUSING

AHH. stop with the capslock

anyways I have to call my bf I'll talk to you later.

shouldn't he be you're ex by now ?

call him ex boyfriend

ex boyfriend

lmaoo we haven't talked about it yet

what is there to talk about.

he's an ass you deserve better. you guys are already broken up

are we

yes so

so,, im going to take this as a sign..

as of today you don't have a boyfriend and you're back in the market (in the least sexist way possible ps. not as an object)

you crack me up.

thank u I needed that.

I don't mind a little objectification ;)

stop flirting wit me I might go insane

sorry ;)

if you project you're anger on me once again I will literally end you

okay sir

I like the sound of that

you're so cheesy I'll text u later

whatever

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