HAJIME HINATA
O man going back to school is such a pain equally to my broken ass. And it'll be awkward because CHIAKI WOULD BE There. My ex >:///
But even so, going to the strip club is so slick even though I'm still in hs kinda. I attend to Hope's Peak Acd. It's cool, idk about my ult but still it's cool cuz I'm accepted with the gang.
"GOOOOOOD MORNING HAJIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Neckomaro(?) greeted and hugged Hajime so tight.
He died.
The end.
IT'S A LIE
"We're gonna have a new student! Is that true? Is THAT TRUE?!!" Sonia said.
"Yeah but why would u care about the new student, Ms. Sonia?" Souda said, JEALOUS.
"Because new friend!"
"I brought the new kid!" Akane barged in inside while holding the new kid on her shoulder.
"WHA HE'S SO PRETTY" Ibuki said.
"Not as pretty as Mikan though." Hiyoko said. Cancel her.
"AH! I'M SORRY FOR BEING UGLY AHHHHHHSHHWWAAHHHHHH."
"What"
"My name is Nagito Komaeda."
"OH FRICK. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!" Hajime screamed.
"Wha! What's the deal you scared me you stupid poo poo head!" Fuyuhiko said.
"Do you want me to kill him, Young Master?"
"Stop suggesting everytime, Peko Peko." Fuyuhiko.
"Are you serious and are you trying to ruin my life?" Hajime said.
"Gosh Hajime. I'm sorry that such worthless trash like me is doing some kind of downgrade value in your life. But I think this is bad luck for you and maybe mine."
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Hajime asked.
"What the hell is happening here?" Ibuki asked. "I'm getting bored on just being confused."
"Oh it's nothing." Hajime said.
"What? Last three nights was nothing for you? Well that's understandable." Nagito said sadly.
"Last three nights? You guys are definitely suspicious. Come on, spill the tea." Mahiru said.
"Or just say what's happening but not spill the tea. It would be a waste." Sonia said.
"Yeah! Listen to Ms. Sonia!" the big SIMP Souda said.
"Its not like you guys have any business about it. We definitely didn't meet at all and not in a strip club." Orange Hajime said.
"IT'S A LIE!" Nagito said.
"Shut up Bro. What are you trying to imply here? Come with me in the bathroom." Hajime said as he grabbed Nagito's hand. Nagito blushed because no one has ever touched his hand not even his parents.
"What why in the bathroom Bro. That's awfully suspicious. And why did you call me Bro. We have something together." Nagito said.
"Dude you just broke up with Chiaki yesterday and now your in something with the new kid. And he's a male?!" Souda said.
"Dude it's nothing that deep I swear." Hajime said.
"or is it?" Nagito teased.
"Oh shut up." Hajime blushed. "I need a word with you."
And they left the room with people and their confused faces.
"H-Hajime kun. What are you gonna do with me?" Nagito bloshed as he lean against the wall with an anime embarrassed face.
"What. What happened last night was nothing. Forget about us."
"Technically, it was last three days and yeah, continuesly damn. But if you don't want a worthless waste of space person like me, I wouldn't mind you wanting me out of your life. 'sides, nobody would even love me. Even if I go to the strip club and work. HOPING to feel loved somehow. And yeah, I totally understand man. So yeah, bye." Nagito said as he was trying to get out of the bathroom.
Hajime felt like a jackass. Is that word even used in this time? Whatever. He reached out to Nagito but Nagito wants to leave because he's upset.
Hajime grabbed his arm and pinned him to the wall. They both blushed uwu but then the door opened.
Chiaki saw them.
"W-what the hell, Chiaki? You shouldn't be here." Hajime said as he quickly got off Nagito.
"That's true and I deeply regret opening this door. Literally." She said as she left.
"Hajime-kun. You don't have to acknowledge me anymore. No one ever does. Just leave me by the dumpster like the trash that I already am." Nagito said.
"If you're such a trash, Nagito." Hajime said as he paused and looked at the face of Nagito which is very sad. But either way, he continued. "Then I'll take you out."
"H-Hajime-kun... Wh-what a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ar-e-e-e-e y-y-y-y-y-y-y-o-o-o--ou s-s-s-saying??????" Nagito blushed deeply at his response.
"Wow you're worse than Mikan." Hajime said.
"Oh..." Nagito said.
"But bruh. If they know I made out with you for 3 nights straight, they'd bully me or use that as an advantage. We'll just have to keep our relationship secret."
Nagito understood him.
"Yeah sure Bro. I don't mind keeping that just to be with you." Nagito uwued.
"Yeah. Im hopeful. So bye." Hajime said and left.