"Bruh, what's wrong wid chu. Dis girl don't liek chu no mo'. You gon look like a fool." sAID A Hamburger.
"You sound like a fool now shut up." Replied Cheddar. Cheddar was going to look like a fool. But, he didn't listen because he's an absolute walnut. So, he went anyway.
"Whatever, dawg. Suit yaself." Hamburger answered. As bad as his pronunciation was and all the slang he was using was, he was right. Cheddar really shouldn't go. From 'un-known' resources, Swiss knew he was coming. She had a plan for him. She wasn't being smart and didn't know she would have to pay consequences.
Cheddar walked silently to a spot he knew Swiss would be. Letting his thoughts consume him. And boy did his thoughts consume him. They felt almost like a hooman was consuming him. The walk would be quite a while. He wondered if it was worth it, especially if she rejected him. OF COURSE IT IS he thought.
Swiss started placing everything. Cheddar would probably come around 5 and it was already 3:30. OH GEE WILIKERS!!!11!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She stressfully thought. SHe put everything in their place according to plan. OK IM GOOD HERE. sHE THOUGHT. AFter putting the last object down she checked the time. 4:45. Wow time flies when you're ebing irrational enough to murder someone for revenge over your ex.
Cheddar decided he was walking long enough to let his feet rest. The sun had all ready risen as usual. In ffacet does the sun ever set in the fridge. He walked over to the side. He rested his feet. He looked around he was almost out of the fridge. The hardest part would be getting into the freezer. Why would someone be in a freezer they might get killed, or worse expelled! No but seriously what's wrong with them.
Swiss heard footsteps. They sounded like they belong to Cheddar. PREPARE YOURSELF WOMAN! aFTER giving herself a talk she began to walk to a spot to sit. One that would lure Cheddar perfectly. Cheddar came into the freezer.
"Hey" Cheddar greeted.
"Hi" Swiss replied without even looking back.
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RomanceA very flavorful novel. With some very flavorful romance and murder. There are some spicy flavored affairs.
