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Annoying people at Parties

Hi Guys!

So i came up with the idea on how to annoy people at parties after reading 1000 ways to annoy people so here we go!

1. Wait until a slow song and walk into the middle of the dance floor and start doing the most annoying dance you could think of. Something like gangam style mixed with hammer time mixed with gymnastics. Also its good if you make annoying noises.

2. Listen to other peoples converstations and blabber along like your part of it. Afterwards do the biggest and creepiest grin you can think of.

3. Go to the snack table and take as much food as possible. This may mean stuffing cookies in your hair and balancing cups on your shoulders. Then go up to someone and dance with them and suddenly shake your head and do a dramatic guitar strum, thus spilling the food all over the person.

4. When a song comes on and everyone is singing, sing loudly as possible and as off key as possible. When it comes to the instrumental start making wierd nosies.

5. If its a birthday party sing happy birthday and give the birthday girl or boy a random nickname you created. Afterwards take the biggest slice of cake, take one bite and chuck it in the bin.

4. Dress up in completely opposite clothes or the crasiest outfit. Like a zombie outfit and bunny ears with mishmash socks. Dance like your chosen charecter and do the most annoying things like zombie walk into people and make them fall over.

5. When someone comes to tell you off for being annoying, start singing a off key version of Girls just wanna have fun. Or a male version. Scream it as loud as possible . Make sure your stood up on a table doing crazy dramatic moves!

6. Pull the worst expression near a stranger like bunny teeth, raised eyebrows and crossed eyes. After a while slide your eyes to the stranger who should be freaked out without moving yourself. Slowly turn to the stranger and try to say hi with your teeth out. Reach out and poke the person.

7. Again walk up to a person. Stare them right in the eyes for ages then finally reach out and poke their nose. Trail it up to between their eyes and Scream they've gone maad when they look at your finger, they'll probally of pulled the craziest expresssion!

8. When a love song comes on make puking nosies near a couple dancing, then scream 'ITS GONNA BLOW' and throw your drink on them. Afterwards for a bigger affect you can sing the trololololol song to them until they get creeped out.

9. Sit in your seat, pull a goofy expression and sing trolololol song in diffrient tones each time. Like trol (deep) ol (high). Make sure to keep on going.

10. Go up to someone and sniff their hand. Afterwards say 'Greetings fellow Homo domesticus'' in a creepy voice then say ''Be a Homo amans with meeeee'' And then walk off, treading on their foot or scratching there arm

(Note: Homo domesticus = domesticated human and a Homo amans is a loving human)

^ If anyone complains about anything above, do a forever alone face and walk off, still doing it. Try and cry: That human is meeeeaaann (pronouncing mean how its written here) and point to them, suddenly looking like a creepypasta charecter.