Claire was walking to the Diamond City Market from the home plate. She was walking over to Moe's when sole had said get her biker jacket while he was eating noodles when she had said the first thing that came to mind." YOUR NOT MY DAD, you always want to hear something, UGLY ASS FUCKING NOODLE HEAD" Piper was snorting from behind her newspaper and Nick was cracking up "She told you, Noodle Head" Nick said in a smartass way. "Shut the fuck up Nick" Sole had said in a mean way. Claire had then came across a road work ahead sign "ROAD WORK AHEAD, UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES" Piper, Nick, Sole, Nat, and Moe lost it "HE NEEDS SOME MILK" she said as she pointed at Sole. Piper had fallen off her seat from laughing so much, Nick was banging the bar with his hand, Nat was rolling around and laughing, Moe was trying his best not to laugh but was failing terribly, Sole was snorting. She then Approached the laughing figures, she had finally got them to die down but then she said "So I'm sitting there, Barbeque sauce on my titties" Everyone heard that one and started laughing.
I told you shes a crackhead 😂
(Fanfic starts next chapter)