Cupcakes- Christmas edition

So, I just had this idea... Hope you guys like it... And credit to the original Cupcakes fanfiction.

" Hurry up, slowpoke! Pinkie invited us over for lunch, and its not polite to be late.You know how I feel about TARDINESS." The purple unicorn,Twilight Sparkle, was harping on a muscular white unicorn with a blue mane." Twiley, I've been tired from all my work as Captain of the Royal Guard."

" So, we should still hurry, oh dear Celestia look at the time, LETS GO." And with that, Twilight pushed her big brother out the door. As they arrived near SugarCube Corner, Twilight could see all the festive Christmas light set up on the bakery. "The usual Pinkie Pie touch." She said merrily to herself." Finally!!!" A pink pony catapulted out of the front door, causing the bells on the door to jingle a heart-warming sound. " I made these fabulous, as Rarity would say *giggle* gingerbread- stallions! You two need to try them." Pinkie herded them inside. The two siblings sat down, having no time to settle in before a platter of delicious holiday delicacies were whisked in front of them. "Oh, their amazing!" Shining Armor exclaimed and used his magic to pick up a detailed Santa Hooves cookie." They taste great, too!" Twilight said with her mouth still full. Armor examined his up and down, left to right, and sniffed it. The pastry had an eerie scent, a familiarly eerie scent... " No, Twiley, don't eat-"

" Night night!" In a flash of pink, Armor spun in a twirl, muttered something unintelligible, and blacked out.

-★ Part 2 ★-

"W...Wha...Where... Don't eat it!" Armor snapped to conscienceness.

"Thanks. I'll remember not to eat the mitten-shaped cookie next time." Twilight muttered, glaring at him. His ears went back and he tried to peice togather their location." Aw, don't fight! Santa Hooves will put ya on the bad little foals list!" Pinkie bounced out of the shadows. "Do you two like your bindings? Festive times call for festive measures!" Pinkie burst into a fit of laughter at her own joke. Now that the pink pony mentioned it, Armor took notice of the ropes holding him and his sister on what seemed to be surgery counters. They were red and green. He looked at Pinkie Pie for the first time since she revealed herself from the darkness. The white unicorn yelled in shock and horror. She had nothing on... Except her Santa Hooves hat made out of different pony hides stitched together, an eyeball in place of the fluffy white balls on the end of the normal hats. "Pinkie! What are you wearing?! Where are we?! Why are we tied up?!"

She giggle, then answered." One, I'm wearing a little holiday hat, made it myself. Do you like it?" She flipped the end eyeball over her shoulder, sending a small spray of blood across Armor's face. All the while, Twilight was staring at a large object standing in the darkest corner." Three, your tied up so its easier to help me with my cupcakes." Pinkie continued, breaking both the unicorns' trains of thought. "Hee hee, you'll see where you are." She bounced over to a large and hefty light switch, and cranked it down. As it made a loud slam against the wall, the dim lighting flickered on." Basement lights are terrible!" Pinkie whined. She had only comllained about the dim lighting, while Armor could complain about much more. "Pinkie! What is this...?!" He cried. A Christmas tree stood, with sick decor. Instead of ornament balls, there were eyeballs, and instead of tinsel, it was intestines, and replacing the majestic star atop most Christmas trees, there was a bloody heart. Armor stole a glance at Pinkie, who was giddy with joy. "Okay thats enough sightseeing. Lets get to business!" She pulled in a cart with various knifes and scalpels. "Uh, what do you mean 'get started'?" Twilight questioned. "Baking holiday goodies! I usually only use my special ingredient for cupcakes, but I decided what the heck! No use only baking cupcakes for Christmas!" Pinkie said like the two unicorns already knew what she was refering to. "So, we should get started." The pink party pony grabbed a butcher knife and trotted over to Armor. "Hold still, kay?" She chimed, and hacked his horn clean off. Before Twilight could retaliate, she turned on the purple pony and did the same. "This will make things much easier, trust me." Pinkie said in a matter-o-factly sort of way. The siblings were too racked with pain to say anything. She rolled her eyes and grabbed a scalpel. "Who would like to go first?" She asked the two. "To do what?" Twilight choked out. "Okay, your first then!" Pinkie skipped over and began to cut a circle around Twilight's cutie mark. She screamed in pain," Pinkie! Why are you doing this?!

Okay, you's have to wait for the rest of you's for the rest. Murry (extremely early) Christmas! :P