Wrong Generation
I was born in the wrong fucking generation. I can't even express how much I wish I could bash some fucking rocks together around a crude fire in a cave. Nothing but me, the wind, and my fellow tribesmen being impaled and eviscerated by mammoths outside. I bet anyone from my generation is too dumb to appreciate the simple pleasure of being ripped apart by a ravenous fucking cheetah on the open African plains. Not to mention music. No modern garbage can compare to classics like EEE EEE EEEEEE SCHSEEREEEE YYAAA from 1976 BC, or the acclaimed AAA AAA SSSHSHSHHHEEEYYY IIIIIEE, which came out in -1982. God it was so romantic.Romance is dead today. Remember when you found a mate by dancing and beating the shit out of her ex? Those were the days.
