Tord was buying his big boy diapers at the store today not thinking of what awaits him at the house.
That's when he looked over and saw P H A T P H R O G, " HOLY FUCK IS THAT PHAT PHROG HOLY SHIT
MY IDOL!" Tord screamed while he knocked the pull ups into his cart. "Ello my queen" phat phrog said to Tord "I'm sorry but aren't I a little out of your league and I HaVe A BoYfRiNd" Tord replied like the shitty idiot he is.
Tord then shoplifted his big boy daipers and went home.
Tord knocked on the door it was raining by now.
* one long sad week later*
"Who is it" Tom said
"Dude wtf it's been a fucking week" Tord said in reply
" sorry I was making cereal" Tom said in a sexy monotone screech
* then they had sex and Tord took a PHAT shat in his new big boy diapers*
AN
Hey it's sprite here it's almost mine and aris 1 year anniversary ( and by almost like 2 months AAAA)
So yea that's fun and I may add more on rabbit soda idk.
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Okay just tomtord in a nutshell
FanficOkay this is a cursed story brought to you by sprite! Most of these funny/cursed story come from ari and i's calls
