Chapter One: Raw Eggs, Friends, and the King of the Douche bags..

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“You’re seriously going to drink that, aren’t you,… Sam?” Jeydon asked raising one eyebrow.

I rolled my eyes, “Of course not! That’s why I have this glass full of three raw eggs two centimeters away from my mouth.”

‘Hey, I’m just making sure.” He smiled.

I looked at my eggs cautiously making sure that there were no remains of broken eggshell in them.Well, here it goes. I squeezed my eyes shut and drank down the three eggs within two gulps. It felt like slime slipping down my throat.

Jeydon was watching me very closely, “How do ya feel? Need to puke?”

I grinned widely, “Nope! I feel just peachy.” I paused for a moment then my grin disappeared, “Wait, never mind!”

Quickly, I ran to the bathroom vomiting all my breakfast including the eggs into the toilet. I could hear Jeydon’s laughter all the way down the hall.

“Shut up, Jeydon! Before I steal your phone and drop it in this vomit infested toilet!” I yelled before vomiting some more.

After I finished flushing the toilet, I brushed my teeth really hard trying to lose the nasty taste. When I returned to the kitchen, Jeydon was texting on his phone. I rolled my eyes. Does he ever do anything besides texting? He looked up at me and smirked, “Are you ready now?”

“Yep, let’s go, princess.” I said sticking my headphones in my ears, then grabbing my bag on the way to the door.

“Stop calling me that!” Jeydon growled.

“Whatever you say, princess.” I said cockily while I winked at him.

He scowled at me then stomped out the door. I turned up the music and followed him. When we made it to school, I headed to my locker saying bye to Jeydon. I couldn’t help, but to grin when I saw my best buddeh waiting for me.

“Sam! Guess what?” Maria screamed.

"The cafeteria got rid of the mystery meat loaf and just installed a chocolate fountain and an unlimited amount of skittles and sour patch kids." I looked at her filled with hope.

"Sadly, no! But this is even better."

"Damn.." I muttered while opening my locker, "I hate mystery meat loaf."

"I know right. I once found an earring in it." Maria shuddered. 

"An earring? What did it look like?"

"It was like one of those cheap, silver, dangly ones, yknow?"

"I guess. I don't really wear earrings. How the hell did they fit it in the meat loaf?!" 

"I'm not really sure.. AND WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?! Back to my news! I got the part as Juliet!"

Maria had been in theater since middle school and she was amazing at it. Every year she always had the leading role and now in our Junior year was the Shakespearian play, Romeo and Juliet.

"What a surprise." I said teasingly.

She punched my arm.

“Hey, I was kidding! I'm excited for you, woman!” I rubbed my arm jokingly.

Lanie rolled her eyes, “Jake's going to be Romeo.” She gazed past me dreamily.

“Seriously?! That’s awesome!” I hugged her tightly. Jake was the guy that Maria liked and  the play worked perfectly since there was a kissing scene.

“I know!”

We walked to class feeling good about the day. The day went on as any usual day… just too damn boring… The majority of my classes were AP, so I knew by the end of the day I would be packed with homework.Just my luck…After school, I took Maria out to Chilis as a celebration dinner for her getting the part as Juliet. I could tell she was excited.

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