Eat the Booty Like Groceries

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Up above is Jake aka Hayes

Dedication to @Eggplants_Whaa for the title.

Adison's Pov

It was hot. Like sweat dripping off me from sitting down hot. I pulled on a purple ruffled tank top avoiding the sweat lining my forehead. Slipped a pair of shorts up my hips and stuffed a leather skirt in my bag. I wrapped my hair into a bun and clipped a black leather bow behind it.

I headed down stairs to my dad eating pancakes and my sister drinkng milk. I sat in front of my dad and beside Adison. I bent closer to the table and stacked it with a couple panakes and slid it to Adison.

"Oh" Adison said looking at the pancakes like she wanted them "No thanks, im not that hungry". I gave her a blank look then topped my plate with pancakes.

The school was within walking distance so i didnt need to take my dad's car. Adison and I each grabbed our skateboards that we had gotten for Christmas.

When we got to the school we seperated to our own group of friends. I found Chris and Mason leaning on each other laughing at something Demi said. We stopped talking to go our seperate ways for our homeroom.

I tuned out Mr. Jansen untill the bell rung. I switched the books i had for the ones i would need for algebra. I had that class with Demi so i didnt mind this class so much.

I walked in to sit on Demi's left. Seconds before the bell was to ring Thomas came in with two girls attached to each arm.

They were the perfect definition of high school cliche. One hour. One hour of having to endear their cat dying voices flirting and their padded bras being shoved in his face. Cue the gag.

The bell didnt have a chance to ring before I burst through the door.

I would have gladly sprinted to my next class that didnt contain him or his bimbos who probably changed their classes to be with him, but I heard Demi calling my name.

Demi wasn't fat in the least. Barely chubby, but she was out of shape. She came running to my side. I waited for her to talk, but she held a finger to tell me to wait while she was bent over trying to catch her breath.

"Dear lord...help me" she said finally straightening up.

"Why'd you run out there like the school was on fire?"

"I just wanted to get away from that manwhore and his bimbos".

"Oh" she said smirking "And why would that be?"

"They were talking so much I couldnt concentrate". That was a lie, i never concentrated in math. "I was seconds away from ripping out there vocal chords". It sounded like a hippo mating call".

"He may be a manwhore" Demi said louder by the word "But you know you wanna eat the booty like groceries".

She left laughing as i stood with with my mouth agape..

Demi never ceased to surprise me.

Omg i am so sorry guys. I had this update ready on Tuesday and everything, but i kept forgetting to publish it.

School is kicking my ass right now. Im getting my progress report card this weekend so fingers crossed.

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