NIGERIANS FUNNY TINGS

WE ARE AFRICANS(this isn't mine)

: We are Africans❤

* We call every toothpaste COLGATE.

We don't care😂

* We call every washing powder SURF.

We are proud😂

* We point at an empty chair and ask Who's sitting there?

We are just like that😂

* We steal your belongings and help you look for them.

We are just like that😂

* We name our dogs Tiger, Danger or Spider.

We don't care❤

* We eat a fruit and expect to be healthy at the same time.

We don't care😂

* When electricity goes we go out and, check if it's the whole street.

We are just like that😂

* We use a bar of soap till it looks like a SIM card.

We don't have a problem with that😂

* We buy something, skip instruction & ask neighbours how it's used

We don't care😂

* When our neighbour buys a new vehicle, we either say it's not the latest or say they should have painted their house first.

We are jealous like that😂

* We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3x before going.

We are cautious😂

* We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going.

We are like that😂

* We pay US$500 to a witch doctor so we can know who stole US$50.

We are sometimes weird😂

* We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning.

We are like that😂

* Our iPhones and car keys don't fit in our pockets.

We are weird like that😂

* When we go out we turn on the lights just to confuse thieves.

We are smart😂

* We share beers and cigarettes but we don't share opportunities.

We are sometimes selfish😒

✊ We are proud to be black Though Most Of Our Sisters Are Light Skinned And we love ourselves like that ✊.

* We read and enjoy funny posts like this one but never bother to like or drop a comment.