Hisoka x Illumi (oneshots)

Sleepy

It was a dark night and the weather was cold. Illumi Zoldyck had been out on assassin work that evening and was extremely tired.

He had temporarily rented a penthouse suite for he was closer to where he had his job, and it was the one place Hisoka would be unable to find him.

Illumi didn't mind Hisoka, he saw him as a friend if anything. Power hungry and attracted to blood, Hisoka was the perfect match for Illumi who was also filled with the same thrill for murder.

Only Illumi did not want to see the clown because he knew he'd be too beyond exhaustion that he would have no energy to deal with someone as energetic as Hisoka.

Illumi walked into his suite and kicked off his shoes, rubbing his eyes and shuffling into the bathroom. He looked into the mirror, his hair was scruffy and blood covered his clothes. He went to remove his shirt when he felt a presence.

Not just any presence.

Hisoka.

He groaned and leaned over his sink, rubbing his head as the clown walked up to the doorframe, leaning on the side.

"How rude! That's no way to treat a guest now is it?" Hisoka's lips curled as his voice came out thick and seductive, he accentuated each word as if it were coated in honey.

Gross.

"It is when the guest is uninvited. I won't ask how you found me because I don't care. Now leave." He turned around and pointed to the door. He may never be as tall as the clown but his stare was intimidating enough.

"Oh pooh. That's no fun at all." Hisoka turned and walked into the suites kitchen and opened the fridge. Left over food from Illumi's dinner last night was inside and Hisoka quickly room advantage. He gave a big grin and as he set the food in the microwave.

"At least you have something to eat or I would've left by now." He crossed his arms and winked. Illumi rolled his big eyes and shut/slammed the bathroom door. He started a bath and quickly got in, soaking his sore muscles.

He may be a killer but nothing ever stopped him from enjoying the simpler things in life.

He sighed and leaned his head back, washing his hair and breathing in the steam. Nothing could ruin this momen-

"That's an impressive display you have there."

Illumi's eyes flew open to see Hisoka sitting criss-crossed on the bathroom counter eating left over noodles. He had a sly grin planted on his pale face as he watched Illumi in the bath.

Illumi tsk'd.

"It's a shame you can't say the same about yours." He stood up giving Hisoka full view of his body. Hisoka purred.

"And how would you know my observant little friend?" The clown hopped off the counter and creeped up towards Illumi, his yellow eyes intensely staring into his brown ones.

"Please. We both know I am the more physically appealing out of the both of us. It would only make sense for me to have the better parts. Now can we not talk about my genitals any longer?" He grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist, pushing past Hisoka and into the bedroom. Hisoka followed closely behind, not taking his eyes off of Illumi's lower half.

"You wound me! Is there no way I can regain my honor?" Hisoka fake gasped as he laid down on the large bed, watching Illumi get dressed. Hisoka was so overcome with pleasure he could hardly stand it. Illumi was so captivating it was difficult for him to refrain from engaging with him on the spot.

Illumi rubbed his eyes and laid his head down on the provided dresser. He could hardly stand from how tired his was, and was certainly not in any condition to engage with any sexual acts with the clown. He shakily walked towards the bed and collapsed onto it, not bothering getting under the blankets. A small gasp escaped from Hisoka.

He had never seen the man so vulnerable before, especially in such an innocent way. He began to laugh and remove his shirt.

"What is it?" Illumi's muffled voice could barley be heard from being face first on the pillow. He was dressed in a large t-shirt and boxer shorts, not bothering to wear pants. Hisoka purred again and crawled next to Illumi, he who was now only in bright pink boxers.

"I just think it's funny we've known each other for so long and this is the first time I've seen you so vulnerable. I could kill you right now you know." Hisoka's words were dangerous but his actions were far from. He gently cradled Illumi on his lap as he pulled back the covers, soon setting him in them.

"Don't get used to it." Illumi's voice was hardly above a whisper. Hisoka smiled and laid next to him, his arms wrapping around the other male's neck.

"I shall try my hardest, though I pray this isn't the last." He pulled Illumi's body up to his chest and began stroking his long hair. Illumi gave a mumble of acknowledgement and soon succumbed to the sleep.

Hisoka eventually did the same.

(HOPE YALL ENJOYED! Super tired so it is short tonight. I do more tmrw!)